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  1. Penises, penises, everywhere!!!!! 2:45 AM Sep 16th from web
  2. Happily in limbo. Hormone-induced dreamstate. 12:26 AM Aug 17th from web
  3. I'm trying really hard to feign some interest in my job but I don't think I'm succeeding. 10:17 PM Aug 1st from web
  4. In a kitchen that 50+ ppl use, WHY is it so fucking hard to fill up the kettle after you have used every last drop for yourself? 9:31 PM Jul 14th from web
  5. I now say "You're welcome" instead of "It's a pleasure". This makes me sad. 12:42 AM Jul 7th from web
  6. Am now reg'd and recorded in the Emirates ID system. One card for EVERYTHING. They have my fingerprints; better stop my life of crime... 11:57 PM Jul 5th from web
  7. Move: SUCCESSFUL Fresh Starts: 1 9:29 PM Jul 4th from web
  8. But I don't WANNA MOOOOOVE. 1:12 AM Jul 2nd from web
  9. If fucking Emirates bank doesn't stop spamming my fucking phone in Arabic then..well I don't know what but I will be very fucking pissed.. 3:54 AM Jul 1st from web
  10. Made it through the weekend after being doused with vomit a few times. NOT my own vomit even. 2:57 AM Jun 21st from web
  11. Hello heartburn my old friend, it's kak to see you once again..... 4:05 AM May 3rd from web
  12. What the hell are oven bags made of?? It's PLASTIC that you COOK in the OVEN and it does.not.melt. I am perturbed. 7:43 AM Apr 25th from web
  13. Have been up since 5am with grumpy midget. WTF is that all about? Teeth? Indigestion? Alignment of the planets? 9:59 PM Apr 12th from web
  14. Watching GREMLINS on TV. Like seriously. How cool is that? 12:02 PM Apr 9th from web
  15. Raaaaaiiiiiinnnnnn pleeeeeze more rain??? 8:30 PM Mar 25th from web
  16. Bridesmaid's dress too small. At tailor's now to be let out. Hmmm more room to EAT CAKE on the night har har 11:06 AM Mar 20th from web
  17. I have tennis elbow. I have never played tennis in my life. WTF???? 3:21 AM Mar 17th from web
  18. Am going to be a BRIDESMAID in 5 DAYS EEEK. Still have to alter my dress and get sashes done for the bride arrgh stress 11:00 PM Mar 16th from web
  19. Apricot chicken here we come! 3:27 AM Mar 4th from web
  20. Tiiired. Little baby you must be getting big and strong in there taking away my ZEST FOR LIFE. Just kidding. Take all you need. zzzzzzz 12:23 AM Mar 3rd from web