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  1. @BunnyBlog we're cheering for you, and we don't cheer for anyone. xxoo
  2. Win a new Macbook Pro on Cyber Monday 2009. Details here: http://bit.ly/29rFES
  3. @juliaallison I know! It's not a man's job to be on tv talking about how crazy and needy women are. That's for women to do! Right, J.?!
  4. @MaryRambin hope the free trip out to cali is worth the indoctrination into multi-level marketing. Sounds worse than a timeshare pitch.
  5. @MaryRambin we love that you have found your calling. Shilling Amway brand vitamins is PERFECT for you! Upgrade!
  6. @stfuparents found you, love you, don't know how we lived without you.
  7. @bonerparty omg, you're so adorable!
  8. @juliaallison This week was a miracle you didn't throw away? It's Monday. And that's stupid.
  9. associates the made-up word "bonerparty" with a few dudes watching porn on a giant HDTV with tiny little tents pitched in their pants.
  10. @molls Diva cup rules if you can find a private bathroom once every 12 hours. Thanks for the laughs: http://vimeo.com/4882106
  11. OMG! Why didn't anyone tell us Julia Allison got a pilot? Glee was awesome, girl. Upgrade!
  12. @juliaallison Let us know Gloria Steinem's expiration date, would you?
  13. @juliaallison It's getting to be that every other day you tweet how you slept 12 or 14 or 1100 hours. http://tinyurl.com/d9wu5c
  14. @juliaallison It's not that it's cheesy, it's that you ripped it off, practically word for word, from Carrie Bradshaw.
  15. Just like a five year old to do all that foot-stomping to get something she'll just get bored with and break after ten minutes.
  16. RT @AriMelber @nonsociety Digital ettiquite -- found this twitter account signed in at 30 Rock green room, and logged it out.
  17. @juliaallison has been busy -- stole @julia AND @nonsociety from other users.
  18. @juliaallison Waaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaah http://tinyurl.com/csoy9s
  19. @juliaallison Wah wah http://tinyurl.com/csoy9s
  20. RT @juliaallison "It's a thin line between genius and gay." -@meghanasha That doesn't make actual OR joke sense, you assholes.