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@shelleybookworm It did leave Central but this chick certainly doesn't look homeless. 12:14 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie in reply to shelleybookworm
@rtrgrrl Thanks ; ) 12:13 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie in reply to rtrgrrl
Ahh chickadee eating Subway on the train (irony?) you just got a piece of fucking chicken on my shoes... Chew with your mouth closed grot. 12:09 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie
Train bitch returns! Yo, redfaced boozer squishing me in my seat. One word for you. Rexona. Use it. 11:55 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
Hey lady with stroller on the train, 2 people offered you a seat when you came in & you declined. So why are you bitching on the phone now? 12:12 AM Oct 16th from Tweetie
@frostastic Damn! Sounds like we'll miss out. 12:11 AM Oct 16th from Tweetie in reply to frostastic
This lady next to me on the train is wearing a shirt that looks like a fairy munted all over it. Sparkle overload. 1:34 AM Sep 25th from Tweetie
@jackthefox Sweatalicious! Shudder. 3:55 PM Aug 28th from Tweetie in reply to jackthefox
@andrew_w_morse Ahh Sydney.... Famous for stunning beaches, laidback lifestyle and the dirtiest, most outdated trains in the developed world 3:55 PM Aug 28th from Tweetie in reply to andrew_w_morse
@rtrgrrl How moronic. Why not just tell everyone to walk on the tracks to get home? We'd probably get there quicker. 3:53 PM Aug 28th from Tweetie in reply to rtrgrrl
@frostastic trainbitch agrees with you on that one, school kids on trains act like a bunch of shitbag pus monkeys. Learn some respect! 3:52 PM Aug 28th from Tweetie in reply to frostastic
@gunzel412 Urgh the North Shore line. Don't get me started. 5:40 AM Jul 28th from Tweetie in reply to gunzel412
@Angeldoire That's never fun. They should just stick to sidewalks. 5:39 AM Jul 28th from Tweetie in reply to Angeldoire
Morning Twitter. I'm up. I'm on a train! And I'm not going to be late to work (unless cityrail fucks up) woo! (via @angelicbiscuit) 2:15 PM Jul 27th from Tweetie
I'd like to catch the Midnight Train To Georgia but I bet it's running late. 7:00 AM Jul 27th from Tweetie
@_wendydarling Thankyou Wendy, please feel free to contribute whenever city rail fails you. Therefore I expect daily updates. 7:00 AM Jul 27th from Tweetie in reply to _wendydarling
@Angeldoire Twitter is crazy isn't it? Still trains aren't exactly sane. 6:59 AM Jul 27th from Tweetie in reply to Angeldoire
@emmatenile That is unacceptable! Next time I implore you to carry an electric trimmer with you and shave them off. 6:58 AM Jul 27th from Tweetie in reply to emmatenile
@stuartharcourt I've since had my claws removed ever so slightly 6:57 AM Jul 27th from Tweetie in reply to stuartharcourt
@stuartharcourt Stuart, I was sitting next to you just the other day. Nice shoes. 6:57 AM Jul 27th from Tweetie in reply to stuartharcourt

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