traciskene
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RT @: Hey, @ : Folks stopped being "scared" by the time Monti Rock III made his 27th appearance on The Merv Griffin
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about 23 hours ago
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I've loved Donny Osmond since I was 7 years old. I'm thrilled he won Dancing With The Stars.
8:12 PM Nov 24th
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Adam Lambert will perform on the CBS Early Show after GMA cancels his appearance. I can't wait to see him snap Julie Chen's panties.
2:59 PM Nov 24th
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President Obama is very close to making a decision about what to serve for Thanksgiving. A mid-December announcement is expected.
9:52 AM Nov 24th
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@ Do you have any questions for Dana Gould? @ is asking folks to tweet questions now.
9:07 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to VodkaPundit
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Technically, it's not a second glass of wine if each glass was only half-full... or half-empty, if you're a pessimistic drunk.
12:04 AM Nov 22nd
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@ I had a grandma moment when I said, "Isn't he the kid who was on 30 Rock From The Sun?"
11:59 PM Nov 21st
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RT @ Give me 4 minutes, I'll give you the blogosphere. Appearances by @ and @ ()
9:19 AM Nov 21st
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People in Peru are being killed for their fat. I guess Oprah won't be relocating her show to Lima.
1:25 PM Nov 20th
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My husband is out buying me a guitar. Now I guess I have to learn to play rather than just saying I want to learn to play.
1:45 PM Nov 19th
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@ I didn't even do that when I was in college.
8:49 AM Nov 19th
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@ Too many of my loved ones have died young, including my mother. I choose not to take it up with anybody. Anger never helps.
9:40 PM Nov 18th
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@ You can't stop joking just because somebody might not get the joke. Complain to the US Preventive Services Task Force, not me.
9:25 PM Nov 18th
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@ Well, if you realize I'm kidding then you should also realize I'm not sending the wrong message. I didn't make the guidelines.
9:14 PM Nov 18th
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So, now women aren't supposed to get mammograms until age 50. Could have told me that before I had my boobs squashed four times!
8:45 PM Nov 18th
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@ I'll take "ouch" as a compliment.
2:56 PM Nov 15th
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How To Teach A President To Bow
2:19 PM Nov 15th
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RT @ He bows to dictators and emperors... if only Obama would bow to public pressure on "health care reform."
8:27 PM Nov 14th
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According to the NY Times, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is my age. Holy crap! Terrorism is not good for the skin.
8:07 PM Nov 14th
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Mother at store says to her bratty son, "Do you know what happens to boys who don't listen?" I said, "Nothing?" They left.
1:05 PM Nov 14th
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- Name Traci Skene
- Location New Jersey
- Web http://roadatlass...
- Bio Standup comic. Co-creator of SheckyMagazine.com
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