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  1. New blog post at TownTravis.com: destroying the planet always tastes better http://bit.ly/67uRWW
  2. RT @wikichen: Oh it's [Stephenie] Meyer. I inadvertently misspelled her name just like she inadvertently botched accepted vampire mythology.
  3. Tomorrow I may meet with a man about DRASTIC MEASURES.
  4. Love this. "Ryan vs Dorkman" - amazing lightsaber duel: http://tr.im/G9CN
  5. 2012 was not good.
  6. I hate waiting for appointments. I always get ready too early.
  7. RT @Slate: Screenwriter's jail tweets led officials to realize he was mistakenly assigned to a work furlough program http://bit.ly/7CwGBO
  8. Delightful strategy/arcade/platform game that consumed yesterday evening for me: Fire Boy and Water Girl http://tr.im/G1Tr
  9. Watching either New Moon or 2012 with my friend Sara later today, in celebration of her birthday.
  10. Prometheus chases cars. He is the most fearless cat I've ever known.
  11. RT @BoingBoing: Tweets while in furlough land screenwriter Roger Avary (Pulp Fiction) back in regular old jail http://bit.ly/64ke51
  12. I tweeted that "Side-Hug" video before watching it. It met my low expectations... Christians are so ridiculous. Forget hugs, just fuck.
  13. Via @huffingtonpost and @collegehumor - Let's Talk About "Sext" (NSFW VIDEO) http://bit.ly/4YAap0
  14. Via @huffingtonpost - The Side-Hug: Youth Group Puts Down Sinful "Front-Hugs" With Rap (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/7BRDWG
  15. Via @huffingtonpost - "Something Something Something Darkside" - Family Guy Star Wars Saga Continues! (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/65elG1
  16. Somehow ended up at Wal-Mart on Black Friday. Had to shank a couple of people.
  17. RT @SamAbernethy: One of my favorite things: President Bartlet and the Butterball Hotline: http://tr.im/FTvZ
  18. RT @mpacatte: Um... RT @feedmytweeter: The true man wants two things: danger and play. ...he wants woman, the most dangerous plaything.
  19. Merry (Thanks)giving, bitches.
  20. Odd, the things people think are important.