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  1. @tonystubblebine got mine! all my ringtones are set to funky town, btw
  2. Bloomberg for VP! inhaled AND enjoyed it!
  3. @Passed dude, i am *so* bummed
  4. goddammit
  5. @mlevel dude, i love that show. my second favorite. my first is...shit, can't remember what tv show is my favorite...
  6. @iamnotthekey wanna get high?
  7. @e_cartman oh rude! hope he doesn't forget a towel!
  8. finally remembered my twitter password. won't you take me to funky town, won't you take me to funky town
  9. how'd it get to be 4:26 already?! hold up guys, I'm on my way. shit.
  10. Oh man, why everyone riding me today. God damn it.
  11. wondering if this mod_perl stuff is anything like sour diesel
  12. @nic: don't believe anything that dog says. PS I think i'm getting a cold or allergies or something <cough>
  13. damn, took a long time to retrieve my password, shit...
  14. @laikalou: i'm a dog!
  15. @laikalou: you're a towel!
  16. why are my pants in the kitchen sink?
  17. what time is it? i think i was supposed to do something a couple of minutes ago, but i can't remember. lemme get a little high...
  18. wow, i think i need a break. who took my lighter?
  19. dude, like, Daniel Lyons should totally make a fake Daniel Lyons blog. Or, no, he should make a fake...no, I mean...nevermind...
  20. how does this work?