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Tyne and Wear Metro was the best performing rail operator in the UK last year, a... Read More: http://is.gd/1oVDaabout 4 hours ago from Tweetie
Only in the Shields Gazette would there be a sausage roll special offer.about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
"So you're sayin that it's easy to send somat up to space, but you don't believe there's a little, um, banana machine"about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
All I can do is laugh, really...about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
watching top gear for the 38294637th time today. Apparently two people on the partners scheme at the uni have swine flu.about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
@rootuesdayx perhaps.about 19 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to rootuesdayx
Chippin' around Kick my brains 'round the floor These are the days It never rains but it poursabout 21 hours ago from Tweetie
@AliceChristina dunno, three point lighting can make anyone look sexy...12:37 PM Jul 5th from Tweetie in reply to AliceChristina
@AliceChristina that's very personal. could even be a bit of both; you have to weigh up all these opposing ideas ;)11:46 AM Jul 5th from Tweetie in reply to AliceChristina
Everyone going to see Brüno at the weekend? It's out this friday.11:15 AM Jul 5th from Tweetie
@itsjustloz why's that?11:06 AM Jul 5th from Tweetie in reply to itsjustloz
You know, the Flintstones is only partly based on fact.2:53 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie
Another thunderstorm, wahey!5:29 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
Oh, and chinese people don't age well...4:51 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
You never see an old man eating a twix.4:51 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
It's really warm & humid at half 11 at night. What's going on?3:27 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie
cheese an' crackers homeboai3:14 PM Jun 30th from Tweetie
Just heard what sounded like an air raid siren. Maybe this is what university does to you...4:01 AM Jun 30th from Tweetie
Sickening to see Newcastle's big money singings go on free transfer. Can't get past the fact that we have a big salary problem...6:18 AM Jun 28th from Tweetie
Marsden is hotboxed. Can hardly see my hand at arms length.3:13 PM Jun 26th from Tweetie

Name Jonathan Tovey
Location Newcastle, UK
Bio literalist, pedantic wanker, Hendrix obsessor, the anti-santa, responsibility shrugger

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