tovadarling
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A teen just asked me if i was in high school. Sometimes It's nice to look young, other times It's just awkward
11:08 AM Sep 5th
from txt
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I just burned my face with my flat iron while straightening my hair. The red welt on my forehead makes trying to look nice a bit harder.
10:02 AM Aug 13th
from web
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My awesome husband just set up a tent, almost single handedly, in the dark, in like 10 minutes
2:11 AM Aug 9th
from txt
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I just inadvertanty celebrated totally awkward tuesday by going into the men's bathroom at the airport. Oops!
11:49 AM Aug 4th
from txt
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A guy in front of me in security had a knife in his carry on and seemed surprised that it was a problem. Living in a hole?
5:11 AM Jul 29th
from txt
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My jewelry just set off the alarm through airport security. At least i know the machines are sensitive
5:04 AM Jul 29th
from txt
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Just followed my new pharmacy's online directions for getting to their store, and it took me to Someone's house. Awesome. Thanks.
11:08 AM Jul 23rd
from txt
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When someone forgets to put garbage out in our city, the garbage men yell and honk as they come down the street. Helpful in an annoying way.
8:05 AM Jul 22nd
from web
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Bachelorette party! (not my own... Obviously)
5:37 PM Jul 18th
from txt
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@ "Stop rhyming! I mean it!" "Anybody want a peanut?"
10:21 PM Jul 17th
from web
in reply to PerkyErky
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Princess Bride = fantastic movie
10:15 PM Jul 17th
from txt
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It sounds like the neighbors' bug zapper is zapping a buffalo.
5:46 PM Jul 14th
from web
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I just heard a visibly intoxicated bicyclist tell his friend that he hasn't had any booze lately. Very convincing, buddy
3:52 PM Jul 13th
from txt
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I'm still not used to the fact that i can just buy furniture if i feel like it. I've texted Mr. D 43x about buying a coffee table
9:58 AM Jul 2nd
from txt
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New post on my blog! Hurrah!
7:05 AM Jun 29th
from web
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It's weird to be back in my hometown because I feel like I never left. I accidentally drove to my old house yesterday instead of my parents'
8:45 PM Jun 20th
from web
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I can't sleep in late at my new house. I don't know why. It's very sad.
6:04 AM Jun 16th
from web
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At a mexican restaurant where a very white woman is trying to tell the mexican cook how to make a mexican dish. Some people...
5:04 PM Jun 7th
from txt
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We are at a fair and it is the cutest thing ever. Where i'm from, we don't really have fairs
4:50 PM Jun 5th
from txt
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I just realized that the presets on my car radio have to be changed, and it made me sad.
3:45 PM Jun 5th
from txt
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- Name Tova Darling
- Location Right here!
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- Bio I'm an anonymous blogger with things to say. Let's pretend I'm famous.
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