totallymichael

totallymichael

@totallymichael Bloomington, IN
I'm a dude. A dude is what I am.
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totallymichael
Start your day off right.
 
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@ 50% of American citizens support the legalization of marijuana. Why deem this question as "inappropriate"?
 
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If, in my life, I ever say "You've lost my respect." please remind me to pull my head out of my ass.
 
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@ Chillllin'! Slowly writing. Very slowly.
 
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A ver-very heavy bertation tonight.
 
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Whoa. Looks like Anonymous was not happy about MegaUpload going under. War is happening right at this moment. Exciting! Follow @
 
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@ Her character is just so depressed to the point of helplessness. Anybody as depressed as her should just stay in their homes.
 
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@ Ha ha. I don't know about a perfume commercial. Unless the company just really doesn't want you to buy their product.
 
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I'm gonna go nuts if I don't stop thinking about how much I hate Kirsten Dunst's character in Melancholia. Do people like that really exist?
 
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Anybody else remember Freedom Fries? That really happened.
 
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@ Ha ha. I love the quick little peek at the blue dick.
 
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God, that is one ignorant Girl Scout.
 
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This is so tight. Hand-eye coordination is for the birds.
 
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@ Nothing tastes better than the first hit of fresh dank in the vape, dawg!
 
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Just got a new toy. www.thermovape.com
 
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iOS 5 jailbreak is finally out. I can die happy.
 
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Merry ma-fuggin Christmas!!
 
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Dyrdek kickflipped a car over a giant skateboard. I can't wait for the treflip.
 
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I just got extremely pumped to see that Van Damme is gonna be in Expendables 2. He better still be flexible as fuck.