totallymichael
@totallymichael Bloomington, IN
I'm a dude. A dude is what I am.
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totallymichael
@whitehouse #whchat 50% of American citizens support the legalization of marijuana. Why deem this question as "inappropriate"?
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totallymichael
totallymichael
If, in my life, I ever say "You've lost my respect." please remind me to pull my head out of my ass.
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totallymichael
totallymichael
Whoa. Looks like Anonymous was not happy about MegaUpload going under. War is happening right at this moment. Exciting! Follow @youranonnews
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totallymichael
@SVBERTOOF Her character is just so depressed to the point of helplessness. Anybody as depressed as her should just stay in their homes.
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totallymichael
@SVBERTOOF Ha ha. I don't know about a perfume commercial. Unless the company just really doesn't want you to buy their product.
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totallymichael
I'm gonna go nuts if I don't stop thinking about how much I hate Kirsten Dunst's character in Melancholia. Do people like that really exist?
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totallymichael
totallymichael
This is so tight. Hand-eye coordination is for the birds.
gizmodo.com/5874172/i-just…
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totallymichael
@BoSS_CroW Nothing tastes better than the first hit of fresh dank in the vape, dawg!
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totallymichael
totallymichael
Dyrdek kickflipped a car over a giant skateboard. I can't wait for the treflip. youtube.com/watch?v=ZP6MAY…
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totallymichael
totallymichael
I just got extremely pumped to see that Van Damme is gonna be in Expendables 2. He better still be flexible as fuck.
