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  1. #clubrules are for fools. I make my own rules...but then again, I usually get kicked out.
  2. @IMAO_ RT @sarahk47: Pulp Diction #oneletteroffmovies Or Pulp Liction...does that work? Probably not.
  3. It's Follow Friday and yet nobody new is following me. WTF?!?!?!?
  4. @SkyyTweet said: "Let's look Death in the face and say, 'Whatever, man!'" I'm totally with you on that one.
  5. @Denise729 correction: know* you out...knock you out.
  6. @Denise729 uh...I don't know. Watch TV I guess. That's what I usually do when I can't go to sleep. Watch some news, that will know you out.
  7. Saw VI? How many more Saw movies can we stand? Watch, ten years from now there Saw 600 will come out.
  8. @Denise729 So now what...what?
  9. @Denise729 Why do you need 300 followers. Plz RT
  10. @Denise729 It's only 10:15. It's too early to go to sleep on a Friday. 2am. Now that's a good time start thinking of going to bed.
  11. Paranormal activity is just another Blair Bitch...I mean Blair Witch!
  12. Ever seen the "drunkest guy ever" video. I can't believe people could get that drunk and still want to drink more http://tinyurl.com/yzcr9ba
  13. Hey, wanna laugh your ass off? Go to my website and check out a couple chapters of my book. http://totallyderanged.com
  14. Here's a pretty funny video about sex education, that also, believe it or not, pretty educational as well. http://tinyurl.com/yzwt5y2
  15. Hey @DavidHasselhoff! Just wondering, do you ever jack hoff?
  16. Have you heard the song "Birthday Sex" by Jeremih? Well here's a parody of that song called "Birthday Sucks!!" http://tinyurl.com/yjzd7xu
  17. Hey did anybody hear how Coldplay's song Viva La Vida was a rip off? Check this parody video Hellarious!!! http://tinyurl.com/yhk9znw
  18. has anybody heard of the guy who sued b of a for 1784 billion trillion dollars? This dude is off his rocker http://tinyurl.com/ycdeejn
  19. Damn!!! It's been a long ass time since I've been on twitter. I know nobody cares, but I thought I'd mention it anyway.
  20. @kim LOL RT @russpalmer: they might be synonyms RT @kim: You've heard of a Social Media Expert? I'm an Internet Distractions Expert. dats me