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  1. I found you a present. It made me snerk real loud: http://tinyurl.com/Dangerous-Wands
  2. @hulahoney Can't leave... filled out... too many... forms...
  3. New OB/GYN has picture of Pope Benedict on the wall. Conflict of interest?
  4. Man oh man a Droid makes waiting in line much more entertaining. Mmmmm... Internet....
  5. Oh mah Gaw the blond from Garfunkel and Oates is in Last House on the Left! This party just took a turn for the WOOT.
  6. Seriously just listened to Lady Gaga's "Telephone" for two hours straight. Makes "Pokerface" look like "Danny Boy"
  7. @ saxifridge @ Random_Tangent Not quite -- those are thin, soft foam-type stuff. Useful, but not as effective in steep boot/sock sitches.
  8. Google failed, need crowdsource: What the heck are these? Winner gets prize. http://tinyurl.com/mysterious-shoe-inserts
  9. MADDOWNED. http://tinyurl.com/maddow-schools-richardcohen
  10. Just downloaded Google Goggles. Oh. My. God. The future broke my brain. http://www.google.com/mobile/goggles
  11. Not as good as I remember: http://tinyurl.com/SpielbergsAmazingStories Even better than I remember: http://tinyurl.com/HensonsTheStoryteller
  12. Long hall reverb is the Auto-Tune of alt-rock.
  13. Happy impending birthday, @Random_Tangent! Unconsciousness Express underway... next stop... Sleepytown...
  14. Empty vessel at Father's Office! Where my Tiki Bar TV posse at? Can the worlds of beer and cocktail reconcile?
  15. What's worse than finding bugs in your box of raisins? Finding bugs in your empty box of raisins. What is the emoticon for barf?
  16. You know it's a good lunch when you need bib and a hair tie.
  17. We got that B Roll! http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925559
  18. Today's head asplode: Joseph Gordon-Levitt SNL monologue = ultimate audition reel: http://tinyurl.com/levittastic
  19. I have catlike reflexes, if catlike means "purr when I eat cheese"
  20. Prepare your feats of strength: @drinkeatplay FESTIVUS! -- Thurs Dec 10 in Santa Monica. http://www.80spromparty.com/festivus