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  1. Southern California is ten pounds of pretty in a five pound bag.
  2. Going to Beachcomber Don's for Tiki Bar TV happy hour. FIFTY WOOTS.
  3. Me + technology + beer = destroy. First VCR, now $80 remote. I must be stopped.
  4. 1-2-3-4-1-2-3-4 ROCK FACTS ROCK FACTS ROCK FACTS!
  5. Culver City Yogurtland opens 7/6. Sidewalk-camping sequence activated.
  6. If loving Atkins bars is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
  7. @JAMALIGLE *applauds*
  8. Watching Lindsey Weir dance to The Grateful Dead shatters my soul.
  9. Culver City OMG... I love you in-fin-ite-lee...
  10. Back in my day, you couldn't have your celebrity death jokes until you ate your nightly news.
  11. Back much better. RDA of jogging is 3 miles.
  12. Took so much naproxen gave self heartburn. Conclusion: after 30, 'lift with your legs' not just friendly suggestion
  13. Dear Culver City, You wanna get dinner sometime? Love, Tory
  14. Operation Move To Culver 90% complete. No dis to old place but so happy to be in new place I could squee.
  15. Drinking a Red Trolley on my new balcony. OMG I <3 LA.
  16. Operation Move To Culver well underway.
  17. When you have a can of spray paint all of a sudden you start thinking about everything in that color.
  18. Jake the Dog now recognizes the sound of opening string cheese.
  19. In horror movies, the skinniest girl lives. Weak.
  20. Zach the Malamute. Google immeds pls kthx.