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  1. I found you a present. It made me snerk real loud: http://tinyurl.com/Dangerous-Wands about 17 hours ago from web
  2. @hulahoney Can't leave... filled out... too many... forms... 11:12 AM Dec 15th from twidroid in reply to hulahoney
  3. New OB/GYN has picture of Pope Benedict on the wall. Conflict of interest? 11:03 AM Dec 15th from twidroid
  4. Man oh man a Droid makes waiting in line much more entertaining. Mmmmm... Internet.... 3:09 PM Dec 14th from twidroid
  5. Oh mah Gaw the blond from Garfunkel and Oates is in Last House on the Left! This party just took a turn for the WOOT. 12:09 AM Dec 13th from twidroid
  6. Seriously just listened to Lady Gaga's "Telephone" for two hours straight. Makes "Pokerface" look like "Danny Boy" 6:21 PM Dec 11th from web
  7. @ saxifridge @ Random_Tangent Not quite -- those are thin, soft foam-type stuff. Useful, but not as effective in steep boot/sock sitches. 12:22 PM Dec 11th from web
  8. Google failed, need crowdsource: What the heck are these? Winner gets prize. http://tinyurl.com/mysterious-shoe-inserts 11:22 AM Dec 11th from web
  9. MADDOWNED. http://tinyurl.com/maddow-schools-richardcohen 11:26 AM Dec 9th from web
  10. Just downloaded Google Goggles. Oh. My. God. The future broke my brain. http://www.google.com/mobile/goggles 11:27 AM Dec 8th from web
  11. Not as good as I remember: http://tinyurl.com/SpielbergsAmazingStories Even better than I remember: http://tinyurl.com/HensonsTheStoryteller 10:56 AM Dec 8th from web
  12. Long hall reverb is the Auto-Tune of alt-rock. 10:25 AM Dec 7th from web
  13. Happy impending birthday, @Random_Tangent! Unconsciousness Express underway... next stop... Sleepytown... 12:45 AM Dec 5th from web
  14. Empty vessel at Father's Office! Where my Tiki Bar TV posse at? Can the worlds of beer and cocktail reconcile? 10:39 PM Dec 4th from twidroid
  15. What's worse than finding bugs in your box of raisins? Finding bugs in your empty box of raisins. What is the emoticon for barf? 8:53 PM Dec 3rd from web
  16. You know it's a good lunch when you need bib and a hair tie. 1:19 PM Dec 3rd from web
  17. We got that B Roll! http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925559 10:11 AM Dec 3rd from web
  18. Today's head asplode: Joseph Gordon-Levitt SNL monologue = ultimate audition reel: http://tinyurl.com/levittastic 5:14 PM Dec 2nd from web
  19. I have catlike reflexes, if catlike means "purr when I eat cheese" 9:59 PM Dec 1st from web
  20. Prepare your feats of strength: @drinkeatplay FESTIVUS! -- Thurs Dec 10 in Santa Monica. http://www.80spromparty.com/festivus 11:29 AM Dec 1st from web