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  1. David Cameron backs out of 'iron-clad promise' on Lisbon, being the Heir to Blair means he will want to run for EU president one day...
  2. http://twitpic.com/m8abw - If the Tories did american merchandise, it'd probably the shitest american merchandise... ever.
  3. Hey hey kids it's #toryfailthursday & Friday & Saturday & Sunday & Monday & Tuesday & Wednesday... #toryfail
  4. George Osborne's £3bn & 5 year abacus FAIL http://bit.ly/2p3Z2V #welovepensioners #toryfail
  5. #duringcameronsspeech... I ate an apple, it made my jaw click, it made me feel queasy, the speech that is
  6. #duringcameronsspeech... he attacked QUANGOs, you're right Mr Cameron Thatcher and Major's legacy is horrific #cpc09 #toryfail
  7. #duringcameronsspeech... I found that if you squint hard, but not too hard you can see your own eyelashes
  8. #duringcameronsspeech...
  9. Thatcher: Iron Lady, Major: Grey Man, Hague: Alien Meets Man, IDS: v. Quiet Man, Howard: Undead Man, Cameron: Plastic Man #toryfail
  10. DC speech coming up thinking IDS speech "the quiet man is here to stay, and he's turning up the volume" #toryfail DC the 'Plastic Man'?
  11. Change for Now, U-turn later...
  12. "We are all in this together" says Mr Osborne, I do remember you saying this in a drunken stupor at the Bullingdon Club #cpc09 #toryfail
  13. Message from DC to all #cpc09 tweeters: "too many tweets, you're charting - you're all twats" #toryfail
  14. @UKLabour - Eric Pickles Fail Whale #MyCon #toryfail http://twitpic.com/jxvyr
  15. @tweetminster - Eric Pickles Fail Whale #MyCon #toryfail http://twitpic.com/jxvyr
  16. @johnprescott - Eric Pickles Fail Whale #MyCon #toryfail http://twitpic.com/jxvyr
  17. http://twitpic.com/jxvyr - For @samuelcoates - #MyCon - Eric Pickles Fail Whale gratis #toryfail
  18. #MyCon the Windows Vista of political sites. Anyone want to design an Eric Pickles Fail Whale logo for them a la Twitter? #toryfail
  19. Tory party launch new site today www.letsallgettogethertopolishaturd.com #toryfail
  20. #ConConf - speakers signed up so far: Bernie Madoff & Robert Hendy-Freegard #toryfail