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  1. I somehow spilled gravy on my bathrobe. #lizlemonproblems about 6 hours ago from Seesmic
  2. @luka1974 it never ceases to amaze me. about 8 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to luka1974
  3. yes, yes she did about 9 hours ago from Seesmic
  4. holy shit did paula deen just put half a stick of butter into a pan with some asparagus about 9 hours ago from Seesmic
  5. oh my god you guys Lydia from the BBC Pride & Prejudice is Ginger in Chicken Run, HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS about 15 hours ago from Seesmic
  6. @Table4Five the internet forces me to ask that question on a daily basis about 15 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to Table4Five
  7. got Chicken Run at Wal-Mart for $7.50 today. It was a good day. about 15 hours ago from Seesmic
  8. not doing a huge CHRISTMAS CARD EXCHAAAANGE this year but if you want to exchange cards DM or Facebook msg me your address about 17 hours ago from Seesmic
  9. trying to figure out what year that piece of the Berlin Wall was brought to Seattle Center. anybody? 6:29 PM Nov 29th from Seesmic
  10. it's pear season, y'all. 4:12 PM Nov 29th from Seesmic
  11. I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: time, love, watching - http://w33.us/1spj 10:37 AM Nov 29th from Tweet Cloud
  12. Rather than spending the next two days futilely trying to finish my #nanowrimo, I'm going to write a damn outline. 10:19 AM Nov 29th from Seesmic
  13. Half of the lyrics in The Carpenter's "Superstar" are just "baby baby baby baby baby" and inane phrases like "I love you, I really do" 9:37 AM Nov 29th from Seesmic
  14. My "Recently Added" playlist has Lady Gaga and Amanda Palmer back to back. I'm a complicated girl. 9:03 PM Nov 28th from Seesmic
  15. @johncmayer on the plus side your Maxim "24 Hours to Live" was awesome. I laughed out loud esp at coughing on an airplane & your jackets 8:21 PM Nov 28th from Seesmic in reply to johncmayer
  16. these days, most videos I don't even make it 30 seconds in. this one captured my imagination, as Kevin Smith would say. http://bit.ly/G5516 8:11 PM Nov 28th from Seesmic
  17. around at his house, you could eat off the floor - which was slightly unnerving. 8:05 PM Nov 28th from Seesmic
  18. there was no trace on him of filth, grime, or dirt... 8:04 PM Nov 28th from Seesmic
  19. I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me. 7:53 PM Nov 28th from Seesmic
  20. "There are five different types of chairs in this hotel room." 6:54 PM Nov 28th from Seesmic