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  1. Porfin entra @Kbrito28 , esto termina 4-1. 2 minutes ago from web
  2. I'm on a #SUPERTRAIN, muthafucka! Thank FSM T-Pain is partying at some silly boat and not here. 3:45 PM Nov 13th from web
  3. There should be a scientific inquiry to determine if it's cages or something else which prevents rage from triggering rodent metamorphosis. 5:27 PM Nov 12th from web
  4. @a_m_torteya pssss con eso te comprabas una cajuela llena de Ramens! :P 2:30 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to a_m_torteya
  5. OH SWEET BABY JESUS, ALLAH BE PRAISED! HOSANNA IN THE HIGHEST! #TopChef 10:58 AM Nov 12th from web
  6. I think I'm gonna cave and read about last night's #TopChef before I finish watching it tonight. If Robin was not kicked out, swear to fsm.. 10:53 AM Nov 12th from web
  7. If viagra was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for people on socialist #healthcare whose friends' abortions are uncovered! 7:03 AM Nov 12th from web
  8. @NforNihilism nor is it a synonym for "heh." Actually nearly diametrically opposed in the range of amused reactions. 9:06 PM Nov 11th from web in reply to NforNihilism
  9. "lol" should not be still being used in a non-ironic fashion. WTF intertubeverse? 8:56 PM Nov 11th from web
  10. Why did i take the long way home, damnit. 7:47 PM Nov 11th from txt
  11. Contracting words when not necessary to fit in the 140-character limit should be penalized with being forced to listen to Celine Dion. 4 srs 7:34 PM Nov 11th from web
  12. Underwhelmed by @loudobbsnews quitting. That ignorant, careless, xenophobic, petty, hateful little man should've been fired. Shame on CNN. 7:09 PM Nov 11th from web
  13. Jesus Tits, what the Hell is wrong with this #Stupak douchebag? What does non-forcible rape even mean? Fucking Monster. http://bit.ly/3DsmIA 7:05 PM Nov 11th from web
  14. Few sounds are more annoying than that of one hand clapping. 10:58 AM Nov 11th from web
  15. The Butties' Xmass carols are the only carols that should be allowed to play. Fact. #Beatles 9:29 AM Nov 11th from web
  16. Lessons from #V : Only socialist terrorist alien enablers use iPhones. 5:57 PM Nov 10th from web
  17. @falconesse I looked into her lovely puppy eyes and saw nothing but goodness. Hotness too. Wait, what are we talking about? 5:48 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to falconesse
  18. Juliet and the Priest will be doin' it before the end of Season 2. #V 5:32 PM Nov 10th from web
  19. hahahaha, the countdown to "socialist universal healthcare means torturing fierce dissidents" begins! #V 5:22 PM Nov 10th from web
  20. Noooooooooooo #Mexico establishes diplomatic relations with the alien socialist health care baddies! #V 5:17 PM Nov 10th from web
  • Name torteya
  • Location Long Island
  • Web http://torteya.wo...
  • Bio Interested in finding new and exciting ways to suck.
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