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  1. @lisawaananen Enjoy envying the dead. about 14 hours ago from web in reply to lisawaananen
  2. Does the headline "Exclamation for Curt Warner" set off anyone else's latent copy editor rage? about 22 hours ago from web
  3. @ThoughtBox I was having a rageful day, but this makes me want to drown the Bay Area in napalm and thumbtacks. 3:45 PM Dec 7th from web in reply to ThoughtBox
  4. That thing with the guy hitting those pedestrians in Pullman is monumentally fucked up. 1:24 PM Dec 7th from web
  5. @rikkiking Ouch. Can you bend it? 1:28 PM Dec 6th from Tweetie in reply to rikkiking
  6. @DBonny Polar inversion ripping the earth apart. 3:24 PM Dec 5th from web in reply to DBonny
  7. Damnit Ubisoft. You even got the pseudoscience wrong. 2:52 PM Dec 5th from Tweetie
  8. http://bit.ly/91A9wA Chuck D has magic powers, but predicting the future is not one of them. 9:44 PM Dec 4th from web
  9. You would think a big knife company's factory sale would be interesting people watching. Actually no. Half-price top-end cutlery, though. 6:31 PM Dec 4th from web
  10. @beverstine About half of the variants on Advice Dog don't make any sense, but I really enjoy Rich Raven. 8:49 PM Dec 3rd from web in reply to beverstine
  11. @DBonny Needs more goggles. 8:45 PM Dec 3rd from web in reply to DBonny
  12. I just left myself notes in the style of advice dog (http://bit.ly/6rKat0). I think I need to turn off the internets. 4:24 PM Dec 3rd from web
  13. Heh heh. Google: 1 / Murdoch Paywall Fanclub: 0. 11:35 AM Dec 2nd from web
  14. @lisawaananen Did they actually know what Tacoma was without having to put Tim Eagan on speakerphone? 4:34 PM Dec 1st from web in reply to lisawaananen
  15. I just Done!'d the latest Newsweek cover story because I'm hella bored of Keynesianism . 4:38 PM Nov 30th from web
  16. @beverstine I assume you've been pulling crazy hours 4:35 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to beverstine
  17. @DBonny Except for some of the achievements. Who would have thought throwing sand in peoples' face and hiring courtesans could get old? 1:37 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to DBonny
  18. @ThoughtBox I looked at that picture for ten minutes thinking: "What the hell's a stafe? Why would it be surly?" 10:24 PM Nov 28th from web in reply to ThoughtBox
  19. Being John Malkovich has been "Coming Soon" on Netflix Streaming for, like, six months. Get it together, guys. 7:30 PM Nov 28th from web
  20. @moniqueavelaine There was something oddly poetic about that. 3:56 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie in reply to moniqueavelaine