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  1. It's 9am and I have the smoothest tunes in the office. Thanks, @kennyloggins!
  2. Listening to a metal version of "We Three Kings." Wondering whether it's awesome enough to blast for everyone else in the office to enjoy.
  3. I seriously need to stop watching food shows late at night, especially when it's food I could possibly make myself.
  4. I wish I were more of a quitter, because Clash of the Dinosaurs is pretty bad, and I'm only on the first episode.
  5. It must be dogtimez today. We've seen only two or three people NOT walking their dogs this morning.
  6. "Computer: raise standards."
  7. "It's Joe Piscopo; what do you want? He's no Joe Pesci." #contextisfortheweak
  8. @ealasaid #fullyfunctionalandroid #ohyeah #damnright
  9. Why didn't I think of this sooner? The Picard Manuever involves sub-light sensors--the Riker Manuever is stepping over a chair. #damnright
  10. Three times I misread this headline, and the fourth I finally realized it said "Colonizing" not "Colorizing." Stupid American spelling.
  11. @Overlithe I'm sure they will find a way to work it into Jurassic Park 4. And that alone will make it the worst premise of all time.
  12. The more I read, the less I look forward to getting around to watching Clash of the Dinosaurs - http://is.gd/5sQZJ #dinofriday #dinofail
  13. NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS - http://twitpic.com/u1wap #theManMeansBusinessWhenHeStepsOverChairs
  14. Paluxysaurus gets mounted for the first time in Texas. Isn't that how Debbie Does Dallas began? http://is.gd/5sxV5 #dinofriday
  15. Despite all the junk and repetition, sometimes I find the best things in my dinosaur alerts: http://is.gd/5sxvI #dinofriday #parasaurolophus
  16. Sad that anyone would need to write "How to fucking format a multi-page poetry/flash manuscript in MS Word" http://is.gd/5swRW (@htmlgiant)
  17. Somebody please turn this scene into an animated gif - http://cmdrriker.tumblr.com/post/122176580 #theManMeansBusinessWhenHeStepsOverChairs
  18. "I'll spunk you right in the face, how would you like that?" "I'd like it very much, please." #contextisfortheWEAK
  19. @muzy And you're implying that blogging takes more effort than pasting links and TYPING IN ANGRY CAPS and ending sentences in ARGHBARGHLEBOO
  20. @muzy Sounds like you need to blog about it, then.