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  1. @hp5freak I am settling down for the night, but call tomorrow evening maybe?
  2. Holiday card time! Follow the instructions listed here: http://torn-portfolio.livejournal.com/255882.html
  3. @LarryCarroll "Only if you can take your genital warts off of my nether-regions."
  4. RT @OfficialTwiCon: 30 minutes til' TwiCon's first cast announcements! www.blogtv.com/people/nomoremarbles.
  5. @beckag Instead of it making you feel old, it should make you feel smart.
  6. @AnnaKendrick47 Just take a deep breath and continue to ask yourself, "What would Aubrey Heartburn say?"
  7. @cschaf Courtney thinks Catie is silly for talking in the 3rd person.
  8. @scogginsbks A call sounds fantastic. Which email should I contact you at?
  9. Knowing how to love other people is difficult when you don't even know how to love/like yourself.
  10. www.twilightcrafts.net - An introductory blog has been posted. Excuse the messy layout! And look forward to more soon!
  11. I have absolutely 0 self-worth at the moment. I hate these periods of time. They come more often than not.
  12. At lunch for the next 45 minutes. Didn't bring any lunch.
  13. Still no power!
  14. Power out at work!
  15. I just finished reading "Catching Fire" and it was so amazing. Um, when does the next one come out?
  16. The best part of waking up, is #ChatzyMafia in your cup!
  17. Okay, okay...I give in! #chatzymafia #chatzymafia #chatzymafia #chatzymafia #chatzymafia #chatzymafia #chatzymafia #chatzymafia #chatzymafia
  18. @samanngarrett @exot3ch Um, and also demand more and more #ChatzyMafia crew in New Orleans for vamp baseball in March!! Dooooo it!!
  19. *is thinking @exot3ch is nuts*
  20. @HillyHindi Great, now I'm singing an altered version of a classic holiday song... "Hilly got run-over by a reindeer..."