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  1. Me: Hi Tyshawn, how are you? Tyshawn: mm...Black. #convowithakid about 9 hours ago from Twitterrific
  2. Whoops. I meant to say couches but it came out coaches. I don't want coaches & throw blankets. That would be too cuddly in the wrong places about 22 hours ago from Twitterrific
  3. I really wish the dart lab had coaches and throw blankets. Really. about 22 hours ago from Twitterrific
  4. @brainofsteel what? It was great! If a movie had leonard nemoy in it, it is a good movie. This is a rule of thumb. 9:03 PM Nov 20th from Twitterrific in reply to brainofsteel
  5. @kittenbutter the A button is changing our lives! Good call. 7:58 PM Nov 20th from Twitterrific in reply to kittenbutter
  6. "On a scale of one to chris brown, how pissed is he?" -Tom referring to Ron Swanson. 10:50 PM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
  7. Black eye peas are wasting their talent on the eighties. They need to go back to the nineties. 6:38 AM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
  8. @kittenbutter how does that sound? 9:20 PM Nov 18th from Twitterrific in reply to kittenbutter
  9. @dmstith hey dude, I'm alright with you moving my left over grociery bags, but if you throw out my toe knife you're dead. 8:55 PM Nov 18th from Twitterrific
  10. @michaeldixon where? I need to borrow it. 8:48 PM Nov 18th from Twitterrific in reply to michaeldixon
  11. Because Dora has dual citizenship, she was born here so she stays here. 8:45 PM Nov 18th from Twitterrific
  12. @brainofsteel what do you have against Spanish? Is this some right wing border control agenda against Dora la exploradora?!? 8:44 PM Nov 18th from Twitterrific in reply to brainofsteel
  13. @kittenbutter he is sort of full of crap most the time. 8:37 PM Nov 18th from Twitterrific in reply to kittenbutter
  14. @kittenbutter that it was kitsch and that no place like home was a way to say shut up about living in depression era Kansas and to like it. 9:24 AM Nov 18th from Twitterrific in reply to kittenbutter
  15. My professor just made an anti wizard of oz remark. Not sure how to react. Perhaps with anti-semitism. 7:48 AM Nov 18th from Twitterrific
  16. @dylanettinger they do have the android operating system for mobile devices which could possibly be their pc os! I think ur on to something 1:06 PM Nov 17th from Twitterrific in reply to dylanettinger
  17. Pizza hut has really been delivering ever since the incident in northern Indiana. And when I say delivering I mean making good za. 12:00 PM Nov 17th from Twitterrific
  18. Big bang theory theme song confirmed, bare naked ladies. (not a tweet about a porno, although it could be.) 8:44 PM Nov 16th from Twitterrific
  19. Tina fey is hot as ever, I would make out with a girl that even seemed like her. Who out there will be eating a cheese burger for breakfast? 8:32 PM Nov 16th from Twitterrific
  20. I'm thinking about lycos.com and prodigy Internet and Juno email. 9:03 AM Nov 16th from Twitterrific
  • Name torlando hakes
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  • Bio An E! True Hollywood dude
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