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  1. Seriously, someone just punch me in the face until I pass out, I am begging you.
  2. Joseph Gordon-Levitt, I love you but never, ever do Donald O'Connor again, please.
  3. Still mostly not sleeping.
  4. @Katebits Pretty sure he'd do just about anything at this point to get me to sleep rather than whining about not being asleep. :P
  5. @Katebits I'm about to bust out the Boogie Woogie sheep and bugle and attempt dancing myself to sleep
  6. I have taken enough medicine to kill a small elephant and yet I am still not sleeping. Someone shoot me. Please.
  7. I'm in a fog of cough syrup, codiene, saline solutions, and aspirin. I'm going to pretend this weekend didn't happen, SABRES.
  8. @aimelena Seems a little dopey that they named it the Gordie Howe hat trick then. :P
  9. Wait, Gordie Howe only had TWO Gordie Howe hat tricks in his career? That's bunk.
  10. That is a negatory to 10 teams in the playoffs, Harry.
  11. I'm calling in sick for the Sabres game. About to cut my sinuses right out of my head.
  12. @ActuallyNPH I will never, ever get tired of the 140 characters gag. It cracks me up every single time, probably because I'm so very long-wi
  13. :::cough, cough, cough:::: ::::cough::: :::COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH::: :::cough, cough, cough:::
  14. I don't know when exactly "Fringe" went from "interesting but uneven" to "totally kick-ass show" but it did.
  15. @aimelena I think Bucky secretly reads Top Shelf every morning. :P
  16. I've been informed that someone asked Bucky a question about Heather B. in his chat today. I am awesome.
  17. All right,who wants to come over and read to me? Really want to read this book but my sinuses/eyes are killing me.
  18. So it turns out smartphone plans are ridiculously and outrageously priced. Eff that.
  19. Oooh, that was last year's Kaleta right there. Bad, bad, bad.
  20. @maartje_r The sleeping was nice at first but now I have that cough that refuses to let you sleep. I won't give you that part. :)