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  1. Just realized I have no idea how to get to my friends' places or my previous apartments, but I'm pretty sure I know where a liquor store isabout 8 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Plane awesomely stayed fire-free. Now in NY, wondering if I still have the balls to hang with NY drivers or if I'll cry and wet myself.about 9 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. @zerochan Will do!about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to zerochan
  4. I just had a shitty airport bagel so the first bagel I have in NY will be even better. Lord I miss the bagels.about 11 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. Needless to say, if this plane also catches on fire, I will be very disappointed.about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. At the airport, waiting to fly to NY to see my pal Summer get hitched. First time I'll have flown since my last plane caught on fire.about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
  7. @britl Trivia that allows people to write something funny, or personal stories. Anything I can subjectively pick the best answer to.11:41 AM Nov 6th from Seesmic in reply to britl
  8. Anyone want to come up with my TR contest for me today? My head is full of pain and potential FFF stories. Thinking hurts.11:37 AM Nov 6th from Seesmic
  9. Fan Fiction Friday is up. The less said about it the better. http://is.gd/4P2Tu11:11 AM Nov 6th from Seesmic
  10. There's an Avatar cartoon fic I'm dying to run in FFF, but it's for one joke. The introduction of a new power in Avatar... the Cock Bender.10:22 AM Nov 6th from Seesmic
  11. Just spotted — a 19 chapter fan fic detailing a romance between Edd and Eddy of Ed, Edd, and Eddy. I repeat: Nineteen chapters. Yikes.10:13 AM Nov 6th from Seesmic
  12. @alex_segura Through Tuesday, but I still have to work on Monday. Then Im watching MNF with Andrew Kardon.7:45 AM Nov 6th from Seesmic in reply to alex_segura
  13. @alex_segura: @AdamTracey Comin' in tomorrow for Summer Mullins' wedding!7:17 AM Nov 6th from Seesmic
  14. Holy hell do I hate these new Levis commercials.5:26 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  15. Tom Hanks' makes his attack roll, but fails his saving throw. http://is.gd/4Oge22:14 PM Nov 5th from Seesmic
  16. I was about to post that thing about the Jem movie and then I realized it wasn't news or rumor. It was a notion. Skywalk that.11:59 AM Nov 5th from Seesmic
  17. RT @GreatWhiteSnark: I can't explain this. It's a tattoo of the android Vision from the Avengers. And he is crying. http://bit.ly/2WQfuY11:05 AM Nov 5th from Seesmic
  18. Fine, RT everybody: Remember, remember the 5th of November, 1955: The day Emmett L. Brown invented time travel.8:24 AM Nov 5th from Seesmic
  19. A picture for tomorrow's Daily List almost made me throw up. Look forward to it.7:45 AM Nov 5th from Seesmic
  20. Also: I'm running way behind. And @io9 is just killing it today. Fuckers.7:13 AM Nov 5th from Seesmic