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  1. But, but, but... Santa and many other fictional characters promised me a CrunchPad for Christmas. 9:28 AM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  2. Video: Madison Square Park http://tumblr.com/xuu4bfdbu 11:59 AM Nov 28th from Tumblr
  3. Well that particular midget was certainly naked. 7:55 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  4. Jay-Z and Alicia Keys are the reason this city is so crowded. Fuck them. 7:04 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  5. Were the dinosaur's private parts awesome? Because I think they'd have to be. 12:19 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  6. Wow, your face is really healing well from that brutal attack you must have suffered. What? That's just how you look? Mazal tov! 8:56 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  7. I'm not drinking tonight. I'm holding out for meth. 6:49 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie
  8. I decided to go with an actual axe rather than Axe body spray this time. Come here, girls. 6:39 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie
  9. KEEP INTERNET PORN FREAKY AS SHIT! #techdebate 5:50 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie
  10. I don't have a joke but holy fuck I want some Cookie Crisp cereal. 4:36 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  11. I'm gonna make a bold prediction right now with 13 seconds left. I think the Colts are gonna win. 8:39 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  12. I didn't break it. 6:20 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  13. Damn it I missed McDonald's breakfast menu AGAIN. 8:45 AM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  14. Let's play a game, internet! How far can you get into SNL before you laugh? Tell me how long you last. 8:46 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  15. My upstairs neighbor is pioneering a new type of clogging that uses explosives. 5:40 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  16. You people are insane. 6:19 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  17. Using "genitals" makes sexy talk WAY sexier. Try it today! 10:57 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  18. My fantasy team rides around on unicorns and barfs rainbows. 7:15 PM Nov 9th from web
  19. Rooting for the Eagles feels so dirty. I'm finding I get a lot more kinky as I get older. I'm not talking about sports anymore. 8:35 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  20. I'm the top hit on Google for jizzowatts. 9:42 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie