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But, but, but... Santa and many other fictional characters promised me a CrunchPad for Christmas.9:28 AM Nov 30thfrom Tweetie
Jay-Z and Alicia Keys are the reason this city is so crowded. Fuck them.7:04 PM Nov 22ndfrom Tweetie
Were the dinosaur's private parts awesome? Because I think they'd have to be.12:19 PM Nov 21stfrom Tweetie
Wow, your face is really healing well from that brutal attack you must have suffered.
What? That's just how you look?
Mazal tov!8:56 PM Nov 20thfrom Tweetie
My fantasy team rides around on unicorns and barfs rainbows.7:15 PM Nov 9thfrom web
Rooting for the Eagles feels so dirty. I'm finding I get a lot more kinky as I get older. I'm not talking about sports anymore.8:35 PM Nov 8thfrom Tweetie