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@alz The fact remains, I suspect she is like the scabbard of a wench. 5 minutes ago from TinyTwitter in reply to alz
@alz I don't want to seem pious on the matter, but I am right. I suggest you doth your hat elsewhere you squire. 14 minutes ago from TinyTwitter in reply to alz
@alz She is seen differently in my purview. I would argue that she doesn't make it in time for Mr Darcy she will be making it for Mr Darcy. 17 minutes ago from TinyTwitter in reply to alz
@alz she would make an ideal partner for Stephen Hawking. 21 minutes ago from TinyTwitter in reply to alz
@alz she reminds me of a less scary Thora Hird. 22 minutes ago from TinyTwitter
@alz The bloke from the Crystal maze has joined our carriage. "Start the Fans Please" 22 minutes ago from TinyTwitter
@alz sorry, you said cut? 25 minutes ago from TinyTwitter
@alz Unlikely old boy, her cut is like a turned inside out Trilby. 25 minutes ago from TinyTwitter in reply to alz
@alz I don't think I like the cut of her jib. 34 minutes ago from TinyTwitter in reply to alz
@alz I wish she'd take her shoes off the seats. 39 minutes ago from TinyTwitter in reply to alz
@alz She looks like Brian Blessed. about 1 hour ago from TinyTwitter
@alz No, she's feeling sorry because she's fat. about 1 hour ago from TinyTwitter in reply to alz
@msgracefh my sweary phrase of the day: get the fuck in or fuck the fuck off. Thanks Malcolm Tucker. about 1 hour ago from TinyTwitter in reply to msgracefh
@alz it's like viagra for me, by the time it's kicked in I've often found they'ved wriggled free. about 1 hour ago from TinyTwitter
@alz That woman asleep on the other side of the carriage. Rohypnol. about 1 hour ago from TinyTwitter
@alz How PC are you? about 1 hour ago from TinyTwitter
@alz I see the train delays has affected your ability to procure beverages. about 2 hours ago from TinyTwitter in reply to alz
South West Trains, well done on your ability to delay all trains out of Waterloo about 2 hours ago from TinyTwitter
@MirrorJames They are all busy checking emails according to their tweets. Do they claim per tweet on expenses? about 11 hours ago from TinyTwitter in reply to MirrorJames
@alz That is horrific. about 11 hours ago from TinyTwitter in reply to alz

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Name Gary Bettis
Location Bournemouth
Bio Mid-twenties Commercial Genius, works in Betting & Gaming. Lives in Bournemouth, works in London. Challenge Everything.

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