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  1. Too funny! Revenge via C&W song: http://snipurl.com/n808i
  2. Pssssst! Pass it along: The brand new @AmazingButTrue features trivia nuggets so bizarre, they can't possibly be factual! Or CAN they?
  3. Please RT! RT: @NatlProbe will be providing non-stop live tweeterage of the Michael Jackson memorial service, beginning at 10:00 am EDT.
  4. RT @NatlProbe will be providing non-stop live tweeterage of the Michael Jackson memorial service, beginning at 10:00 am EDT. Please RT!
  5. @dmorey Sent this to Marcin: http://www.topfive.com/gort... -- maybe too subtle?
  6. @OfficialRockets Late to the party, but how's this: http://www.topfive.com/gort... ?
  7. @mindykaling Know what would be even sexier, Mindy? You cleaning MY car. Way hot!
  8. @cat8canary Sad day for Billy Mays family. - Yes, but a *quiet* one.
  9. With all the fiftysomethings dying recently, I'm just glad that I've not yet... D'OH!!
  10. @DomainingCom No Lame Domains! - http://cli.gs/pdc <-- genius :)
  11. @The_Yoyo - I'm with ya, bro. Here's hoping for another 30-point blowout. Go Rockets!
  12. TopFive just added itself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #comedy #humor
  13. @DebsSweet Re: Tennessee lottery... That's stupid! If you die after 500,000 years, you only get half your money!
  14. @THE_REAL_SHAQ http://twitpic.com/2oth6 - Lay off the lemon meringue pie, Aristotle!
  15. @cat8canary You are SUCH a geek. And I mean that as a compliment, of course.
  16. LMAO at Mitch K. @musingmitch ! The guy is just about ready to be committed.
  17. @THE_REAL_SHAQ The list of today's Bush pardons is here: http://tinyurl.com/65xhs3
  18. @THE_REAL_SHAQ I've got a list of the names. How should I get it to you (its longer than 140 characters)?
  19. Just stopped by Starbux for my election-day bribe. Gotta stay caffeinated in case Florida goes nuts again and I have to stay up all night.
  20. @jimkukral Big kegger at Wolf Blitzer's crib?