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  1. It has been more than a calendar year -- since October 26, 2008 -- since the Cleveland Browns beat any team other than the Buffalo Bills.
  2. Man, the #Rockets completely lost their minds once all their shots stopped falling. It was the basketball version of Tourette's.
  3. Champ Bailey just became the Frederic Weiss of the NFL thanks to Hines Ward.
  4. Two questions after tonite's Por-SA game: Did we just see something click for Oden? Does anyone get more empty pts than Richard Jefferson?
  5. If there were playoffs for Teams With The Most Dishonest Homer Announcers, Celts vs Suns would be odds on favorites to reach the Finals.
  6. Yankees fans next in line to have their championship DVD ruined by Joe Nutz and Dim McCarver. Congratulations.
  7. It's all over but the Jeterating. Lots... and lots... and lots... of Jeterating.
  8. #Dirk was MVP-esque with 29 pts 4th carrying Mavs back from a 16 pt deficit. Durant took a dump in the clutch vs LA with numerous air balls.
  9. "Plaxico Padilla" shot himself in the leg accidentally at a gun range, apparently.
  10. This has yet to hit the English-language wire, but Vicente Padilla has apparently checked into a Nicaraguan hospital with a gunshot wound.
  11. Four shifts into his Leafs career, Phil Kessel is launched into next week crossing the blueline... Looks OK other than a split lip.
  12. Ludicrous defensive substitution almost did the Phils in. They asked to lose but were denied. Next up: some other fool on 3 days rest.
  13. E-A-G-L-E-S...? Dammit.
  14. @JPosnanski -- Positively Jeterian display there by Johnny D. *smirk*
  15. Johnny Damon showing Jeterian presence of mind. Impressive.
  16. Los Filis have more cojones as a team than I have as a fan -- I was digging around for a roll of stamps when Felix smashed that longball.
  17. During every #Posada AB the Phillies catcher should walk the ball back to the pitcher as payback for all Posada's trips to the mound.
  18. Three base hits without solid contact, and the mystical powers of Cap'n Jeets are burying the Phils...
  19. Is Sabathia even sure he's a left-handed batter? That was Padilla-esque.
  20. Posada failed to ask himself "What Would Cap'n Jeets Do?"