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Easter started flawlessly: waking up (slightly hungover) to the sound of my dog having "digestive issues" all over the floor next to the bed10:12 AM Apr 12thfrom twhirl
Bad Decision Easter Weekend '09 . . . now with 30% more bad decisions!2:19 PM Apr 11thfrom web
Seen at lunch: Black man in preaching on the corner in a bright blue suit. He was only blessing the other black people who walked by. Jerk.12:22 PM Apr 10thfrom TwitterBerry
@Civyl I once put "very carefully" on a "How does such and such work" question on an encryption systems exam in college. Got half credit.9:41 AM Apr 3rdfrom webin reply to Civyl
Dear Weather: You're doing it wrong. Rain is not supposed to go sideways.9:56 AM Apr 2ndfrom web
Just got a spam email from "www.sellyourgoldteeth.com" -- I'm having a hard time fashioning a joke about it, though. I hate Mondays.7:43 AM Mar 30thfrom web