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... in other breaking news, ickle and Lardee resolve tension (not in the biblical sense) built in parts I & II ... http://tinyurl.com/lhx8ox11:55 AM Jun 26th from web
... FINALLY!! Jermaine can stop living in the shadow of his younger brother ...4:36 PM Jun 25th from web
... i wanna name something 'Lamps Armstrong' for some reason ... like a light fixture with only one bulb ... that had sex with Sheryl Crow.8:35 AM Jun 22nd from web
@blognigger ... fiction? really? really!? i don't know if i'm impressed or disappointed! but i do love romantic prison comedies!8:02 AM Jun 19th from web
... i realize the #iranElection is 'kind of' important, but new developments on #mymilktoof are more troublesome: http://tinyurl.com/n968ws7:20 AM Jun 17th from web
... reminder: toof at beauty bar, tuesday June 16, 10pm w/power squid ... also, my new favorite website: http://mymilktoof.blogspot....11:34 AM Jun 15th from web
... this just in: toof at beauty bar next tuesday! ... more noise on twitter to come! ...12:37 PM Jun 11th from web
@andrewbaron once trace crutchfield has the operation, s/he will be the best looking host rocketboom ever had! ... i'm rooting for him/her!8:55 AM Jun 9th from web
... ONE FLAG! ...10:57 AM May 26th from web
... introducing the world's newest emoticon ... ;( ... the winkey-frowney face ... or ... the stroke face ... or ... autism ... WOW!12:45 PM May 23rd from web
... "I done told you once, you son of a gun, I'm the best that's ever been!" ... edited versions suck ... Also, the holocaust never happened4:36 PM May 21st from txt
... attn nyc facebook friends: toof and co. at the rockstar bar tonite 351 Kent Ave - wmsbrg 10p...i'm here to irritain you! ... handjobs/$13:08 PM May 8th from web
... Just landed at JFK with 10 emergency vehicles waiting for us ... Also, I need to pee ...8:13 PM May 7th from txt
@agentmule ... bachmann is sort of 'hot-in-a-batshitcrazy-kinda-way' along with her 'soulless-eyes' and her 'ability-to-distort-reality'7:54 AM Apr 30th from web
... masonic tonite at creekside lounge ... 2nd of 3 bands = 1115 austin time ... also, i can't wait to defriend oprah ... she knows why ...12:56 PM Apr 17th from web
... it's when a man loves a woman (or another man) so much that he puts his balls on their face.4:17 PM Apr 16th from web
... I'm some kind of crazy warlock or something! ... No elaboration ...10:23 AM Jan 21st from txt
... Stringer Bell vs. Michael Scott ... Scramsterdam ... or so i hear ...9:17 AM Jan 15th from web
... shame-eating is the new masturbation! ... i'm currently shame-eating to alanis morrisette ... and shelf-stable, room-temperature queso.4:09 PM Jan 13th from web
... back from the desert ... billy joel must be destroyed ... D... Q... that's what i like about texas ...11:07 AM Jan 4th from web