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  1. ... 'til death do us part' would make a much better reality show in which contestants actually try to kill the cast ... http://bit.ly/1pWXKZ
  2. ... hulk hogan is gay ... or dead ... i don't really care either way.
  3. ... on a rainy sunday afternoon, i really miss Bud Dry ...
  4. ... Me n Bill Wise motorhead disguise ...
  5. ... will u be my hammertime?
  6. .... HAM JOB!
  7. :: toof @ chaindrive tonite w/ didimao, the carnys, and tiny fox :: i play @ 1230 :: i'm. coming. out. ..................... to play a show!
  8. :: toof plays at CHAINDRIVE tomorrow nite! austin's premier gay, leather daddy, and bear bar ... now accepting clever 'i knew it' comments.
  9. ... toof ... tonite!! ... @ScootInnBar: 8pm ... Damonfest thingy ... @bobbythecock is in town ... burnt bridges ... hurt feelings ... shame
  10. ... let me elucidate: http://bit.ly/bqZ73
  11. .... I kinda feel like 'dickchicken' is cooler than Banksy.
  12. ... toof @ room 710 tonite! ... it's closing! ... blah blah blah ... 'drifter' comment follow up ... blah blah blah ... 'cocaine' reference
  13. ... toof at room 710 w power squid tomorrow nite! (sunday) ... let's put a nail in that coffin ... together!... also: let's kidnap a drifter
  14. ... in other breaking news, ickle and Lardee resolve tension (not in the biblical sense) built in parts I & II ... http://tinyurl.com/lhx8ox
  15. ... FINALLY!! Jermaine can stop living in the shadow of his younger brother ...
  16. ... i wanna name something 'Lamps Armstrong' for some reason ... like a light fixture with only one bulb ... that had sex with Sheryl Crow.
  17. @blognigger ... fiction? really? really!? i don't know if i'm impressed or disappointed! but i do love romantic prison comedies!
  18. ... i realize the #iranElection is 'kind of' important, but new developments on #mymilktoof are more troublesome: http://tinyurl.com/n968ws
  19. ... reminder: toof at beauty bar, tuesday June 16, 10pm w/power squid ... also, my new favorite website: http://mymilktoof.blogspot....
  20. ... this just in: toof at beauty bar next tuesday! ... more noise on twitter to come! ...