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  1. ... Don Henley is the Steven Seagall of really shitty music ... #destroyphilcollins
  2. ... As an italian american, Jersey shore is quite possibly the most important step forward in our progress as a nation #jerseyshore
  3. ... i always wear a condom when i'm getting gangraped ...
  4. @staceyatx RT @_spell @toof 'assburgers' could be ass burgers, ass-burgers, assuages, Augsburg's, Osbourne's, cheeseburgers, icebergs or Dui
  5. @_spell fuck you
  6. ... i'm playing at chaindrive tonight! ... it's got the exact same guy-to-girl ratio as Room 710 or Emo's ... you know that's true ...12:30
  7. ... assburgers (sp?)
  8. RT @agentmule: FREE TV Carnage @Scoot_Inn_ATX TONITE w/ live appearance by Pinky, 11/23 8PM: http://bit.ly/7kke7S
  9. ... 'til death do us part' would make a much better reality show in which contestants actually try to kill the cast ... http://bit.ly/1pWXKZ
  10. ... hulk hogan is gay ... or dead ... i don't really care either way.
  11. ... on a rainy sunday afternoon, i really miss Bud Dry ...
  12. ... Me n Bill Wise motorhead disguise ...
  13. ... will u be my hammertime?
  14. .... HAM JOB!
  15. :: toof @ chaindrive tonite w/ didimao, the carnys, and tiny fox :: i play @ 1230 :: i'm. coming. out. ..................... to play a show!
  16. :: toof plays at CHAINDRIVE tomorrow nite! austin's premier gay, leather daddy, and bear bar ... now accepting clever 'i knew it' comments.
  17. ... toof ... tonite!! ... @ScootInnBar: 8pm ... Damonfest thingy ... @bobbythecock is in town ... burnt bridges ... hurt feelings ... shame
  18. ... let me elucidate: http://bit.ly/bqZ73
  19. .... I kinda feel like 'dickchicken' is cooler than Banksy.
  20. ... toof @ room 710 tonite! ... it's closing! ... blah blah blah ... 'drifter' comment follow up ... blah blah blah ... 'cocaine' reference