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  1. @ some lady: Overweight with a big gulp in one hand and a cig in the other. My god, you are completely fucking worthless.
  2. @ my co-worker: If I told you that I pissed in your Dr Pepper, would that scare you enough to stop your fucking hiccups?
  3. @ my co-worker: I can't wait to hear your idea, just like I can't wait to put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger.
  4. @ my landlord: I sense that you're trying to rip me off, so I hope you can sense how close I am to burning your balls with my hot coffee.
  5. @ some runner: You're pathetic. I hate people like you. Hope you get hit by a car on your next awesome run asshole.
  6. @ my girlfriend: Sometimes a dog needs a slap in the head to show it who's boss, and today it was your dog's turn. Fucking deal with it.
  7. @ my client: You're so picky it makes my ass hurt. If it was ok to slap a woman in public you would be my first victim.
  8. @ the pizza delivery guy: if this pizza is as bad as your fucking english then i want to tell you now to go fuck yourself real hard.
  9. @ the construction crew in my building: I fucking hate all of you. You're loud. You're worthless. A fucking monkey can do your jobs.
  10. @ my landlord: If you listened to me then i wouldn't have to ask you the same question twice you impatient twat.
  11. @ co-worker #2: You do realize this is a work environment and not prom night? Lose the pretty outfit and shoes you stupid fuck.
  12. @ some homeless guy: Get a haircut and take a shower and you'll look healthier than me. Go find a job you lazy motherfucker.
  13. @ my boss: You're an abortion that should have happened.
  14. @ some guy in starbucks: "Sorry my loud voice is disturbing you Mr. Hemingway. Go cry yourself to sleep tonight you smelly asshole."
  15. @ some lady on the bus: "Relax Fuck-nut, you're not the only one getting off at this stop."
  16. @ my co-worker: 'Good morning, now go fuck yourself.'