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  1. Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends on Twitter.
  2. Fire in Anaheim Hills 241 and 91
  3. Its not easy to do comedy in a 140 characters or less. You have to be "Pithy" like O'Reily says. "Keep it Pithy"
  4. A man stopped me on the street and said "I haven't eaten for 3 days." I said "you should force yourself!"
  5. 2 cannibals were eating dinner. 1 says "you know, I hate my in laws!" The other said "why don't you try the vegetbles."
  6. If 2 and 1 is oil, and 3 and 1 is shoe polish, then what is 4 and 1? 5
  7. Laughter. It feels good to laugh.
  8. @tomcapote you are doing schtik. Comedy.
  9. RT @tomcapote: There are two rules for success: (1) Don't share all you know.
  10. @tomcapote: A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." You are doing comedy.
  11. RT @tomcapote: Light travels faster then sound... which is why most people appear brilliant until you hear them. Amen
  12. @IsraeliSoldier: Just realized I can't see. Should I get glasses or contacts?Glasses
  13. @hattasloved1s: R U telling me something?@SamaritansPurse: Looking 4 deputy country directors to work in Niger and Uganda offices.
  14. Making Kean Cappucino for breakfast.
  15. What happens when you drain the swamp. Reuters: New fossils reveal a world full of crocodiles http://link.reuters.com/jat52g
  16. RT @Reuters: New fossils reveal a world full of crocodiles http://link.reuters.com/jat52g
  17. RT @jcapote: RT @empowered Faith is the audacity that rejoices in the fact that God cannot break His own Word. -Smith Wigglesworth
  18. Twitter is working. Earthquakes. Blackberry Internet outages and all things considered. Not bad for free service.
  19. Story on Google news that Microsoft is thinking of acquiring RIM in 2010.
  20. Blackberry Internet still down. Can't do use internet to browse on phone. Just hang when you go to a link. #fail