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  1. @Awin6 Sure, Andy. "Roommate." You're such a lush.
  2. @elizabethmeyer "So Job went into the wilderness and saw Jesus, who handed Job a slain poultry saying, "overeat this in remembrance of me."
  3. Let us not forget the real meaning of Thanksgiving: Jesus killing his first Turkey.
  4. I never ate the pony in a literal sense, so let’s not manhandle the cheese over this.
  5. @Awin6 ZOMG YOU PLAY GUITAR LOLOLOL!!!1! So ahhsum. I don't know. I'm going to randomly say Blister in the Sun by the Violent Femmes.
  6. @rachelamamamus That sounds dirty.
  7. @amyeggert Fir is murder!
  8. @Awin6 One more "haha" and you would have filled the 140 characters perfectly. What a pity.
  9. Just finished a paper without double-spacing the entire time so I could watch the length double before my eyes. Such a rewarding feeling.
  10. @Awin6 I think my RT applies to your recent postings about women. And I had the same thought as @elizabethmeyer: Go for the cleaning lady.
  11. @Awin6 RT @shitmydadsays "That woman was sexy.Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them."
  12. My room smells like a Lutheran church basement.
  13. A DAMN fine cup of coffee! And HOT! http://tinyurl.com/45jtmm (Twin Peaks coffee montage).
  14. "Capes and backrubs reunited at last!"
  15. Eating excessive amounts of Gushers is a great way to end the night.
  16. @Awin6 Like a ham?
  17. Baaaaarrrrrgh!
  18. Can't sleep; clowns will eat me. Kidding. But really, I can't sleep.
  19. @Awin6 Go for it, dude.
  20. @amyeggert Not yet, but I sense a Thanksgiving project!