tonydornacher
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New meaning to door to door service...CTA bus crashing into the side of a house kinda blows my mind. (via @)
10:58 AM Nov 10th
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My lesson for today: Patience is free. Impatience always comes with a price.
6:05 PM Nov 9th
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Nearly run down by a car with a "Honor Roll Student Onboard" bumper sticker.
7:11 AM Nov 9th
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Woman in a ball gown on the phone: "My dress is too big. I'm totally getting a boob job with my bonus"
3:42 PM Nov 7th
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Dear driver, Stop signs are not optional. I bet it would be a different story if I didn't stop while you crossed the street with your KID.
4:29 PM Nov 6th
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Dear Weather Channel, I was wondering if pull the current temperature out of your butt or actually use a thermometer?
6:58 AM Nov 6th
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Fourt day in a row I have been running around like chicken with his head chopped off. Caffeine and cookies have keeping me jumping.
2:05 PM Nov 5th
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Hmmm ... I wonder What happened to the half a box of cookies on my desk? [burp]
2:06 PM Nov 4th
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Cookies ... The new breakfast of champions!
8:16 AM Nov 4th
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Work has been a such whirlwind this morning, i didn't realize it was after noon. Thank god my growling stomach alarm is working.
10:37 AM Nov 3rd
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Thank you all for Birthday greetings! I am flattered and overjoyed.
10:57 AM Nov 2nd
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I want to thank the Ikea shopper who walked away with my cart. There is nothing like having to shop all over again. Love you, mean it!
3:38 PM Nov 1st
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My cab driver is a spastic driver (speed up, break, warp speed). I also think he keeps falling asleep (it sounds like he is snoring).
2:59 AM Nov 1st
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Sloppy drunk Man sitting next to me at dinner just asked me to come over and help him learn how to use his computer.
7:20 PM Oct 31st
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AT&T mobile network crawls to a halt in Chicago's Boystown. When will AT&T learn to "beef" up its network in gay neighborhoods?
6:15 PM Oct 31st
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1:38 PM Oct 31st
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Hair is clipped, cropped and looking sexy. To dress up or not, that is the question.
1:22 PM Oct 31st
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More firsts ... Blue Frog on Wednesday and Bobby Love's tonight. What will be next?
6:53 PM Oct 30th
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Chicago Weather Update: Cats, dogs, frogs and locust falling from the sky mixed with high winds is creating one heck of a soupy mess.
10:32 AM Oct 30th
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Chicago weather update: Same old same old ... Just another lovely dark and stormy day.
9:43 AM Oct 30th
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- Name tonydornacher
- Location Chicago, Illinois
- Web http://www.chicke...
- Bio Your average guy earning a buck and adding his two cents to the fishbowl of social media.
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