Tony_D
I don't get the whole New Media Douchbag ecosystem. All they do is go to conferences and blog about Facebook. Where does the $$ come from..?
| So, this "Social Media technologies expert specializing in Facebook" (?) wants everyone to join his little tantrum. Self-important much? |
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| My mother's coming back to town today to stay for a week. I'll be at the bottom of my Maker's Mark bottle if anyone needs me. |
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| All joking aside, I really am quite astounded at the number of self-imporant "me I me brand me I me" douchenozzles out there. My god. |
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| I am officially going on a Diet Pepsi hiatus, and I encourage you to follow my lead. I'm fed up with their lack of personal attention to me. |
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| Really pissed at someone. Can't decide whether to eat his lunch or drink his milkshake. Guess it'll depend on how hungry I am at the time. |
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| Saturday morning! Time to eat cereal and watch cartoons by myself for *hours*! What's that? I'm not 9 anymore? Dammit. |
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| Whereby "collimating my telescope" I mean "adjusting my 6" Newtonian", if you know what I mean. And I think you do. |
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| Collimating my telescope. |
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| FACT: "MobileMe" is derived from the Danish root words "møbi lemæ", meaning literally "where the fuck did all of my data go?". Look it up. |
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| My tweets today referenced Rousseau, the Hamburgler, electron clouds, *and* ColecoVision. I feel like the cool version of Ken Jennings. |
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| My deep and abiding love for all mankind is overshadowed only by my constant desire to punch most of the general public in the face. |
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| The MobileMe "cloud" is a lot like an electron cloud; nothing's actually there until you look for it, and even then it's all probabilities. |
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| #TwitterAction "Exclude" - similar to "Mute"; allows you to turn off tweets by keyword for a set period of time. e.g. "exclude *AIL" |
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| My next goal: be a contributor to the next series of @coudal 's Field Tested Books. (Why yes, that *was* a shameless unsolicited pitch.) |
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| Still waiting for more submissions to 1st Draft Theatre. Going to try to get them up over the weekend, so send them in today if you can. |
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| You crazy kids today, with your ColecoVision and your Spirograph. When *I* was a kid, the tele-vision box was called "books". |
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| FACT: Rousseau's "Émile" was originally a comic strip about a boy who keeps escaping his rural home to have hijinx in the city. Look it up. |
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| @Kalli Every time someone says "tactical internet pants", a little bell goes off in @ihnatko 's apartment. It's true. |
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| Whenever I use last.fm and see "scrobble" I think "Hamburgler". And then I wonder what Mayor McCheese is up to lately. Welcome to my brain. |
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