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  1. "Magic Mouse" my ass, Apple. I've waved this thing around all day like a wand and I *still* don't have a pony.about 4 hours ago from Twitterrific
  2. @jsttmfb I would buy that app in an instant.12:08 PM Nov 8th from Twitterrific in reply to jsttmfb
  3. Remember when you could slam a telephone down on the hook? Pulling out your earbuds and throwing them onto the keyboard isn't as satisfying.10:33 AM Nov 8th from Twitterrific
  4. Being a progressive feels a lot like being 16 and forced to sit at the kid's table at Thanksgiving.6:02 PM Nov 7th from web
  5. @stephenfry Seething with envy. I'm sure it was amazing.12:57 PM Nov 7th from Twitterrific in reply to stephenfry
  6. It's Friday night and I am fresh out of crunk juice.6:14 PM Nov 6th from web
  7. @westvillagedyke It isn't chilly; it's just indifferent.3:40 PM Nov 6th from Twitterrific in reply to westvillagedyke
  8. I’m trying to finish working for the day, but the Finder won’t let me.2:04 PM Nov 6th from web
  9. That car. #followfriday4:38 AM Nov 6th from web
  10. Bought @moltz a bottle of scotch as a bday gift, but he's not here so I drank it. Now I can't find my pants. Or the key to these handcuffs.10:57 AM Nov 5th from web
  11. There is not enough Lipitor on the planet to counteract the lunch I just ate.9:40 AM Nov 5th from web
  12. Watching @drewm and @fraserspeirs "compare basses" and trying not to giggle at the latent Freudianism.6:27 AM Nov 5th from web
  13. I think Tim McCarver and Wolfram Alpha are the same entity; they often give out nonsensical answers to questions I didn't ask.6:54 PM Nov 4th from web
  14. New book: Kubrick's "Napoleon". WANT. http://is.gd/4MY7N6:28 AM Nov 4th from web
  15. I always forget the difference between "succubus" and "incubus". Succubi hang *down* from the roof of caves, and incubi stick *up*, right?1:55 PM Nov 3rd from Twitterrific
  16. I'm so hungry, I'm gonna be all over this omelet like Jeffrey Dahmer on a hitchhiker. Too soon?5:10 AM Nov 3rd from Twitterrific
  17. Secrets of Area 51 revealed in today's Low Res Theatre! http://lowresolutiontheatre...6:28 PM Nov 2nd from Twitterrific
  18. Tip: if your NaNoWriMo word count is less than the total words you've written *about* doing it, it's probably time to take up painting.12:17 PM Nov 2nd from Twitterrific
  19. It's my favorite Canadian @ange_black's birthday! What kind of cake do you want - maple syrup, beaver, or Mountie?5:40 AM Nov 1st from Twitterrific
  20. Breakfast = double espresso and candy5:26 AM Nov 1st from Twitterrific