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  1. Pneumonia is like trying to cough up a wad of cotton balls. Basically impossible. 10:31 PM Nov 29th from txt
  2. Dear inventor of tamiflu, I owe you everything. From you, a booty call is welcome! 10:14 AM Nov 20th from txt
  3. http://twitpic.com/pi46r - Green smoothies are great in the morning. Now I love kale and chard. 9:30 AM Nov 14th from TwitPic
  4. Toasted flax seeds, eggs, spinach. All wrapped in a warm tortilla. Yummy post workout b-fast. 5:27 AM Oct 26th from txt
  5. Anyone have tkts to David Sedaris in SLC that aren't a gazillion dollars? I need 2. 1:53 PM Oct 22nd from txt
  6. Dear Woody Harelson, I love you and your georgous persuit of Twinkies! 7:30 PM Oct 21st from txt
  7. Yesterday's workout left me so sore I can barely move. I'm typing with a pencil in my teeth! 6:37 AM Oct 13th from Twitterrific
  8. http://twitpic.com/kxf1k - Best two profiles EVER! 9:28 PM Oct 9th from TwitPic
  9. It's snowing. October 5 and snowing all ready. Will prepare to dig snow tunnel to mailbox this winter. 11:47 AM Oct 5th from txt
  10. Dear Lady Ga Ga, huh? I don't get it. 1:48 PM Oct 1st from txt
  11. And the rains came. And they were most plentiful. 8:34 AM Sep 30th from txt
  12. I have the BEST husband around. Glad he's right next to me! 8:02 PM Sep 25th from txt
  13. Warching an interview with Hugo Chavez and Larry King. Why do I feel like Hugo is yelling at me? 9:22 PM Sep 24th from txt
  14. Yawn. I am tired. Old lady tired. Pulled an all nighter. Hold me? 7:27 AM Sep 24th from txt
  15. Makeup. Accessories. I'll take "things I don't deem necessary today" for 800 Alex! 6:42 AM Sep 23rd from txt
  16. Just open a Gogurt and I am in for the night!! 9:21 PM Sep 22nd from txt
  17. Took sleeping pill...sleep not coming. It's dark. It's quiet. I have a long day ahead of me. But, alas, I am awake at 1am. 12:03 AM Sep 22nd from txt
  18. We decided that if two humans could mate and have a cat as offspring, Agnes would be ours! 10:13 PM Sep 18th from txt
  19. Dear Trazadone, will you marry me? 6:05 AM Sep 18th from txt
  20. Dear Delta, when a slew of people book seats on a flight to Denver, it is your freaking responsibility to provide the flight crew!!! 10:13 AM Sep 13th from txt