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  1. Just learned about the Supervolcano on this Discovery Channel show. It's kinda like a regular volcano, but bigger and wearing a cape.about 1 hour ago from web
  2. Today @ Tonegents: Rollin' with my homies http://tinyurl.com/yb2qk9f5:31 PM Nov 6th from twitterfeed
  3. You probably don't realize this, but cows are deceptively fast. Sneaky fast.2:29 PM Nov 6th from web
  4. Horses are over-rated. They're just a sexier version of cows.2:06 PM Nov 6th from web
  5. Today @ Tonegents: Geekin' out http://tinyurl.com/yabz94v5:27 PM Nov 5th from twitterfeed
  6. Being stalked by Vern Troyer would be scary. Imagine him suddenly popping out of a cookie jar with a knife and a headful of bourbon. EEEP!1:49 PM Nov 5th from web
  7. How would you enforce a restraining order against Verne Troyer? I'm thinking a small poodle would probably keep him away.11:57 AM Nov 5th from web
  8. @RyanBasford I saw nothing! ;)11:43 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to RyanBasford
  9. Apparently Vern Troyer's ex is afraid he's got a gun. That may be true, but I'd be surprised if it shot anything but bubbles.11:42 AM Nov 5th from web
  10. Today @ Tonegents: Everbody Hates Barack http://tinyurl.com/ycwzhnd3:26 PM Nov 4th from twitterfeed
  11. @SklarBrothers Play "Freebird"!2:16 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to SklarBrothers
  12. Paranormal Activity? Ha! You want scary? How about Andy Rooney on a fifth of Scotch with a 4-hour Cialis boner or as I call it, last Monday.12:33 PM Nov 4th from web
  13. Moo-struck #Cowfilms12:23 PM Nov 4th from web
  14. Today @ Tonegents: The Art of Blakey http://tinyurl.com/yj6q5p23:24 PM Nov 3rd from twitterfeed
  15. Today @ Tonegents: Post #750 http://tinyurl.com/ydmf2sj6:40 PM Nov 2nd from twitterfeed
  16. You don't ever really envision yourself pooping in a cake pan... it just kinda happens.11:00 AM Nov 2nd from web
  17. Today @ Tonegents: Adolph don't dance. http://tinyurl.com/y9fwqf22:33 PM Oct 30th from twitterfeed
  18. A jar of honey = delicious. A jar of bees = not so much #themoreyouknow11:13 AM Oct 30th from web
  19. Today @ Tonegents: Everything's all 'asploded... http://tinyurl.com/yj2yjh95:28 PM Oct 29th from twitterfeed
  20. Was just told that in the new Lars Von Trier film, there is in fact a scene where an old man takes a poop on a kitten. Then fucks it. Sigh.4:18 PM Oct 29th from web