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  1. @KristaAnnOwen Who loves you baby
  2. Today @ Tonegents: Truebeats http://tinyurl.com/yckm37b
  3. Today @ Tonegents: No can do http://tinyurl.com/yg3fscy
  4. RT @EllenFox: I'm thinking of becoming a registered sex offender just so people will keep their kids away from me. They're that annoying.
  5. To the dipshit who very nearly rear-ended me this morning because he was brushing his freaking teeth while driving.... DIE. FROM GINGIVITIS.
  6. Today @ Tonegents: It's better than a spring loaded shot to the nuts, at least... http://tinyurl.com/yb6sjxb
  7. Today @ Tonegents: How many channels do you get? http://tinyurl.com/ycbtpka
  8. Sorry I'm late... the directions on the flyer were shite. Is Tiesto on yet? #peggparty
  9. My X-rays came back negative... but to be honest, they had a shitty attitude before they left, so I'm not surprised.
  10. Costco is refusing to carry Coke? Damn. Well, at least I can still get heroin at Walmart. Or rather behind Walmart. Never mind.
  11. Just read the first chapter of Sarah Palin's book. Um, what's that green stuff running out of my ear? Feeling... wooz--
  12. I'm tweeting about sports today. It's gettin' all manly up in this piece.
  13. The moment where Manny Pacquiao goes from being my favorite boxer to favorite human - http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  14. The owner of the Titans shouldn't be fined for flipping off those Bills fans... unless the penalty is for "being too awesome".
  15. Today @ Tonegents: Phat Beats and Phisticuffs http://tinyurl.com/ylaaf5e
  16. I think someone got my cat stoned. He just dragged a full bag of Purina into my room and started blasting some King Tubby records.
  17. Today @ Tonegents: I'm in Playboy and you're not. http://tinyurl.com/yzc7afd
  18. Today @ Tonegents: You're killin' me, Quizno's! http://tinyurl.com/yfkaweg
  19. Today @ Tonegents: Nerds don't do Playboy shoots... or do they? http://tinyurl.com/y95ne5r
  20. RT @KristaAnnOwen You Stud! @Tonegent Chelsea Handler Playboy December 2009 http://bit.ly/230qeh - Yep, that's me. You know I'm a playa!