Seriously. Raise your hand if you've never wanted to chuck a rock at Tony Abbott. Not condoning actually doing it but we've all wanted to

I want to open your source #geekypickuplines

It is entirely possible to be proud today & not racist. Don't let anyone of either extreme take that away from you. #AustraliaDay

@thommytrash the easiest way to deal with that is to defriend them with a message: 'fuck off, my Facebook is full'.

Over 60% of Australians can't spell 'AC/DC' #australianfacts

Kangaroos can strip down and rebuild a Holden 'Red' Motor in under 10 minutes #australianfacts

The phrase 'bogan' is a tribute to Sir Arthur Bogan, the inventor of glassing. #australianfacts

Anti-Intellectualism was a demonstration sport at the 2000 Sydney Olympics #australianfacts

Australia Day explained in under 4 minutes. youtu.be/GRhBRg-XkWY

Possible titles for the next Wiggles album: "Cheer Up, Anthony!" or "Piss Off, Sam!" bit.ly/wpGwES #wigglegate

#dodgybands Stealing Wheels

#songquestionsanswered No you can't because you're a cartoon builder and unable to lift normal tools!

#songquestionsanswered War is good for improving an incumbent political leader's poll ratings at a time of economic downturn.

#songquestionsanswered Yes, she is really going out with him. Mainly because he doesn't have a face like a busted crab.

The Mozilla Foundation will have to prise Firefox 3.6 out of my cold, dead hands.

If I wanted Firefox 9, I would have downloaded it already! Bugger off, Mozilla Foundation!

The awkward moment when you break the law you proposed #Stop... on Twitpic bit.ly/A4ojqO via @addthis

#WhenLifeGivesYouLemons go have a lemon party. Or maybe not.

Imagine how much of an outcry there would be if the Wikipedia blackout had happened during exam time ...

One of these days, I'm going to eat an apple with a knife and fork.