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Their profile image is a grainy shot of someone giving a BJ. Legit? RT @thousand83135: @tomwp Britney Filled With A Cock, Celebrity Hardcoreabout 2 hours agofrom Tweetie
RT @nelsonstryker happy thanksgiving to all! If ur having thanksgiving dinner with ur family cherish every moment.Som dn't hav that n e moreabout 8 hours agofrom UberTwitter
Oh jesus, apparently updating my blackberry made all my apps think I'd never used them before, I have to go through all the setups againabout 23 hours agofrom Tweetie
I just updated my Blackberry and my operating system at the same time and now I feel like I'm in the god damn future.about 23 hours agofrom Tweetie
Hey guys check out this rad new twitter dude @kanye4lyfe21 just like me he loves alexa chung and we are both super gay for adam lambert!!!1:18 PM Nov 24thfrom UberTwitter
Two high-voiced indian guys keep calling each other "dawg" and they aren't doing it as a joke. Fuck THAT shit.10:35 AM Nov 24thfrom UberTwitter
If you like being tricked into thinking a TV show is good because it looks like how you think things looked in the olden days, watch Mad Men1:53 PM Nov 23rdfrom Tweetie
Also when @eleighdubs brought the phone Alexa just had home this weekend I secretly took a picture of my weiner with it shhhh don't tell her12:50 PM Nov 23rdfrom UberTwitter
So does Wendy's keep their burgers in a fridge instead of a freezer? Is that the whole fucking thing? Damn it Wendys...12:40 PM Nov 23rdfrom UberTwitter
FUCK the guy who invented stools. There isn't a single advantage to these things unless you're sitting on a small stage delivering word jazz8:23 AM Nov 23rdfrom UberTwitter
Patriots lineman makes a huge block by driving his helmet up into the skull of an unsuspecting Jet, gets praised for how hard he's playing.2:24 PM Nov 22ndfrom UberTwitter
