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  1. http://twitpic.com/agb4u - About to see some whales with an extra from Newsies
  2. http://twitpic.com/ag7z9 - In Provincetown waiting to go whale watching.
  3. I know I'm starting slow today folks, but that's because I have a big day trip planned that I'll be tweeting from all afternoon. WHALE HO!
  4. Big news over the police scanner: Kate has a fat butt! Quick, get a reporter out there, WHAT A SCOOP!
  5. Children's voices are coming over the police scanner and no one knows what to do. I assume it's the work of an age-reducing wizard.
  6. http://twitpic.com/afhzh - The horrible blotches and pixelation are on their end, not mine. Yet another reason to NOT USE THIS PHOTO.
  7. http://twitpic.com/afhzh - in what alternate universe did someone find this horrible image cute?
  8. I assumed now they'd be yelling "Who wants a blog?" and holding a laptop in their hand. And I guess you pay a dollar to use it or something.
  9. Driving into work I saw two fat children standing on a corner yelling "Newspapah, anybody want a newspapah? One dollah!" That still happens?
  10. http://twitpic.com/afegl - objects in mirror may be more hilarious than they appear
  11. @megandemarco Don't worry, you'll do fine! Just lift the fork, put the food in and chew. I'm sure after a few tries you'll get it.
  12. Remember when GoDaddy.com was the only website with pornography, making it culturally and technologically relevant? Good times...
  13. Tim McCarver just called Albert Pujols "The Hunger" instead of "The Man." It would have been cooler if he did it on purpose.
  14. Sorry baseball fans, but your sport might be the only one that's still boring to watch using that DirecTV 8-games-at-once madness
  15. Buck: "No bailout for the National League" Obama: "Nah, man, we're out of money." ahahaha what an incredible person!
  16. Here's something: Fuck Will.i.am for that stupid pseudo-rap Pepsi commercial, and fuck Bob Dylan for jumping on board. Couple of assholes...
  17. Possible reason for Lincecum's early struggles: He was replaced by a stoned high school junior and no one could tell the difference.
  18. Yeah, that guy was a son of a bitch! RT @glennrd: The guy driving Musial around barely shook Obama's hand and glanced at him with disdain
  19. http://twitpic.com/adtpl - an All Star Game first: a flyover by an alien spacecraft!
  20. Bad news: Obama whistles his S sounds. Like, almost all of them. I maybe can never listen to him again. Dubya would never do that...