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  1. If i had a brain, I'd be dangerous.
  2. More Writers on Twitterhttp://tomupton33.wordpress... #writers #books #reading
  3. "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."-- Mark Twain
  4. "Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits."-- Thomas A. Edison
  5. I don't believe in re-incarnation: it's too unreasonable to expect everybody to go through puberty more than once.
  6. Is it just me, or are Sunday nights depressing?
  7. Ben Franklin wanted the turkey-- not the eagle-- to be the national bird.
  8. "Some folks are wise and some are otherwise."-- Tobias Smollett
  9. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/... Michael Jackson's glove sells for $350K
  10. "I was the kid next door's imaginary friend." Emo Philips
  11. "Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night."-- Philip K. Dick
  12. Free Mourning Doves downloads http://www.scribd.com/doc/2...
  13. "It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it."-- Upton Sinclair
  14. "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."-- Mark Twain
  15. "If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion."-- Noam Chomsky
  16. "Follow your inner moonlight; don't hide the madness."-- Allen Ginsberg
  17. "Sunfish" now on The Thirst of Tantalus http://tomupton33.wordpress...
  18. "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."-- Hunter S. Thompson
  19. "I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it."-- Jonathan Winters
  20. "Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy."-- Leo Buscaglia