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  1. I should get to bed. Long, long drive ahead tomorrow. Consider me gone fishin' until Monday.9:31 PM Nov 3rd from web
  2. @DougBenson B-Real is the #2 Top CelebStoner and you're only #8? Shenanigans! Who the fuck is B-Real, anyway?9:30 PM Nov 3rd from web in reply to DougBenson
  3. I really enjoyed ROMAN NUMERAL FIVE tonight. Nice FX, zippy pacing. Maybe TOO zippy. And the Tudyk thing was obvious. But still, nice pilot.8:50 PM Nov 3rd from web
  4. I can't wait for the premiere of FIVE tonight. You know, that new show with aliens? FIVE? Wait, what's that? Never mind.10:54 AM Nov 3rd from web
  5. Sometimes it bugs me how conservatives refer to Obama as "Barry," but then I recall how we all called Bush "Dubya." Fair's fair I guess.10:11 AM Nov 3rd from web
  6. You know, STAR TREK V wasn't nearly as bad as I remembered. Some nice moments in there. Don't get me wrong, it's still not GOOD.3:25 PM Nov 2nd from web
  7. Hilarious. "How *I* Unmasked @FakeAPStylebook." By having someone TELL you the answer. Great unmasking, fucktard. http://bit.ly/3YJiCe2:13 PM Nov 2nd from web
  8. STAR TREK V is a lot more interesting if you read Sybok and his pain-sharing mysticism as Scientology Auditing. Or Catholic Confession.10:45 AM Nov 2nd from web
  9. Best thing about STAR TREK V: the return of the theme music from STAR TREK I (aka the opening theme to ST:TNG). I love that music!9:20 AM Nov 2nd from web
  10. Having watched STAR TREK III and IV over the past 2 days, I guess it's time to move on to... shudder... STAR TREK V: SHATNER'S FOLLY.9:06 AM Nov 2nd from web
  11. Seriously, those teabaggers who praise Ayn Rand remind me of nothing so much as the goth kids who wear Charles Manson t-shirts.8:54 AM Nov 2nd from web
  12. (via @dorianwright) Ayn Rand, hero to Limbaugh & tea baggers, praiser of a child-murdering serial killer: http://www.slate.com/id/223...8:50 AM Nov 2nd from web
  13. Tonight's scary Halloween movie: STAR TREK III: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK. What can I say, that's what Netflix brought me today.6:00 PM Oct 31st from web
  14. Trick or treater tonight actually had the nerve to say "Hurry up, hurry up" while I handed out candy. Almost smacked the little bastard.5:56 PM Oct 31st from web
  15. Jesus, that was some party last night. Sorry, neighbors!9:21 AM Oct 31st from web
  16. Huge props to @ManvFood for wearing a CARCETTI FOR MAYOR t-shirt on this week's Baltimore episode.10:23 AM Oct 30th from web
  17. Seriously, SMALLVILLE is still on the air? The actor who plays Clark Kent is thirty fucking two. Shouldn't he be Superman by now??10:18 AM Oct 30th from web
  18. @Shortpacked Why does Superboy look like he has progeria?10:15 AM Oct 30th from web in reply to Shortpacked
  19. I'm so happy to live in a world where my lazy hungover ass can get pizza delivered directly to my home. No, couch, I will not leave you!10:13 AM Oct 30th from web
  20. Three people last night asked me if I was going to the zombie prom. Apparently that is a normal thing to ask in Austin.8:06 AM Oct 30th from web