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  1. Attacking the Cheese and Burger Society list. Tonight: burger #1, the Casanova. http://www.cheeseandburger.... about 2 hours ago from web
  2. It feels weird to be the only person awake on Twitter. Hopefully you will all treasure the pearls I have left for you when you wake up! about 19 hours ago from web
  3. When the high points of an SNL ep are Al Gore and Dave Matthews as Ozzy Osbourne, maybe it needs a few more passes through the writers room. about 19 hours ago from web
  4. What was the deal with Joseph Gordon-Levitt singing in every freaking sketch on SNL? Seriously, he sang 5 times, counting the monologue. about 19 hours ago from web
  5. Cal never beat Stanford during my college years. I have to get my digs in when I can. SUCK IT, STANFORD. about 19 hours ago from web
  6. TIGER WOODS CAN SUCK IT! SUCK IT, HONORARY STANFORD CAPTAIN! SUCK IT HARD! ALSO, YOU ARE GOING BALD IN PATCHES AND WE CAN ALL SEE IT! about 19 hours ago from web
  7. CAL WINS THE AXE FOR THE 7TH TIME IN 8 YEARS!! I AM DRUNK WITH HAPPINESS! ALSO ALCOHOL! about 19 hours ago from web
  8. @theisb DAAAMMMN WE GOT OURSELVES A KING YO 1:02 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to theisb
  9. Any time there is more than two minutes lapse between my last tweet and a new tweet from a friend, I know Twitter is broken. Like now. 12:57 PM Nov 21st from web
  10. @theisb Just punch hell of suckers in the mouth and tell chicks straight up that you like them 12:52 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to theisb
  11. Who would've guessed before this season began that Stanford would be ranked #14 in the nation and Cal would be the unranked team? Le sigh. 12:51 PM Nov 21st from web
  12. @DougBenson Now I want to see that movie. Is that wrong? 12:50 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to DougBenson
  13. Tiger Woods is going to be on the sidelines of Stanford for the Big Game. Fuck you, Tiger Woods. 12:45 PM Nov 21st from web
  14. HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE BIG GAME IS TODAY AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT 12:41 PM Nov 21st from web
  15. @theisb Every once in a while I regret abandoning my blog, but shit like that reminds me it was the right decision. My head is spinning! 10:30 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to theisb
  16. Currently stuck in my head: "H-A-double R-I-G-A-N spells Harrigan!" 1:30 PM Nov 20th from web
  17. @danielwcarlson What better way for a 100 year old to get some underage ass? 1:21 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to danielwcarlson
  18. @Kincsem1874 Apparently still not enough to make him like TWILIGHT! 1:15 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to Kincsem1874
  19. I love Ebert, but he seems to hand out four star ratings to every other movie these days. Disney's A Christmas Carol: four stars. Really??? 10:44 AM Nov 20th from web
  20. Even if that film is an intentionally campy sequel to BAD LIEUTENANT boasting perhaps the hammiest acting Nicolas Cage has ever done? 10:42 AM Nov 20th from web