tomthedog
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Attacking the Cheese and Burger Society list. Tonight: burger #1, the Casanova.
about 2 hours ago
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It feels weird to be the only person awake on Twitter. Hopefully you will all treasure the pearls I have left for you when you wake up!
about 19 hours ago
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When the high points of an SNL ep are Al Gore and Dave Matthews as Ozzy Osbourne, maybe it needs a few more passes through the writers room.
about 19 hours ago
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What was the deal with Joseph Gordon-Levitt singing in every freaking sketch on SNL? Seriously, he sang 5 times, counting the monologue.
about 19 hours ago
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Cal never beat Stanford during my college years. I have to get my digs in when I can. SUCK IT, STANFORD.
about 19 hours ago
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TIGER WOODS CAN SUCK IT! SUCK IT, HONORARY STANFORD CAPTAIN! SUCK IT HARD! ALSO, YOU ARE GOING BALD IN PATCHES AND WE CAN ALL SEE IT!
about 19 hours ago
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CAL WINS THE AXE FOR THE 7TH TIME IN 8 YEARS!! I AM DRUNK WITH HAPPINESS! ALSO ALCOHOL!
about 19 hours ago
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@ DAAAMMMN WE GOT OURSELVES A KING YO
1:02 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to theisb
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Any time there is more than two minutes lapse between my last tweet and a new tweet from a friend, I know Twitter is broken. Like now.
12:57 PM Nov 21st
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@ Just punch hell of suckers in the mouth and tell chicks straight up that you like them
12:52 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to theisb
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Who would've guessed before this season began that Stanford would be ranked #14 in the nation and Cal would be the unranked team? Le sigh.
12:51 PM Nov 21st
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@ Now I want to see that movie. Is that wrong?
12:50 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to DougBenson
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Tiger Woods is going to be on the sidelines of Stanford for the Big Game. Fuck you, Tiger Woods.
12:45 PM Nov 21st
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE BIG GAME IS TODAY AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT
12:41 PM Nov 21st
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@ Every once in a while I regret abandoning my blog, but shit like that reminds me it was the right decision. My head is spinning!
10:30 AM Nov 21st
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in reply to theisb
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Currently stuck in my head: "H-A-double R-I-G-A-N spells Harrigan!"
1:30 PM Nov 20th
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@ What better way for a 100 year old to get some underage ass?
1:21 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to danielwcarlson
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@ Apparently still not enough to make him like TWILIGHT!
1:15 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to Kincsem1874
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I love Ebert, but he seems to hand out four star ratings to every other movie these days. Disney's A Christmas Carol: four stars. Really???
10:44 AM Nov 20th
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Even if that film is an intentionally campy sequel to BAD LIEUTENANT boasting perhaps the hammiest acting Nicolas Cage has ever done?
10:42 AM Nov 20th
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