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  1. 30 ROCK wisdom: "Never go with a hippie to a second location."
  2. @kenlowery @dorianwright That last "NEERRDDSS!!!" was meant to apply to me as well, it would seem.
  3. @kenlowery @dorianwright I think Reynolds can play a douche. I suspect Cooper actually IS a douche. I'm happy with the casting. NEERRDDSS!!!
  4. 30 ROCK season 2 arrived via Netflix! Now I know what I'm doing for the rest of the day: watching porn. I mean, 30 ROCK. Oh what a giveaway.
  5. Code Monkey like Fritos, Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew.
  6. Ryan Reynolds AND Green Lantern are trending topics? NNNEEEERRRRRRRDDSSSS!!!!
  7. What the holy hell happened to @bullytheLSB? Something about Wodehouse??? Jeez, a guy doesn't pay attention to Twitter for 3 hours...
  8. Went to karaoke league last night. I ran up a $70+ bar tab buying drinks for everyone. Ouch. I sang "Born To Run," didn't totally suck. Yay!
  9. Been rereading the HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY. It's even funnier if, every time the Guide is mentioned, you substitute "Wikipedia."
  10. Can you tell what that is in the picture? It's an electrical outlet -- IN THE CEILING DIRECTLY OVER THE BED. I don't even want to KNOW, man.
  11. http://twitpic.com/93aug - Here's a picture from the hooker hotel I stayed at in Houston.
  12. Really the most colorful part of the trip was the shitty, skeezy motel I stayed in on Tuesday night. I think it was a hooker hotel.
  13. They send postcards to everyone who made it to that point to let them know if they're on the show or not. I should get it in a couple weeks.
  14. Then there was a brief interview with one of the folks from the show. It's hard to tell how it went. Not terrible, not great.
  15. There were 2 written tests, one general and one for the Netflix movie week. I aced them both.
  16. So I auditioned for WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE in Houston on Wednesday. Very different from L.A. About 5,000 less people for one thing.
  17. Skipping my karaoke league tonight. Still feel sick. WIZARD OF OZ will be good medicine.
  18. THE WIZARD OF OZ will be on TCM in one hour. And now you know what you're doing tonight. You're welcome.
  19. All right, going to try to get new glasses now (hopefully they aren't fucked up again). Heading out to Houston for Millionaire tryouts later
  20. And now I'm sick. 101.4 fever. Could this week get any awesomer?? I'm betting it could not!!!