'Look, One-Third Of The Human Race Has To Die For Civilization To Be Sustainable, So How Do We Want To Do This?' onion.com/zqPlow

Although I admit it is funny when you mouseover the man's arse.

Really laughing at the NHS Direct “body map”. It's not the naughty bits, it's the faces. nhsdirect.nhs.uk/checksymptoms#…

@martinaustwick Please check yourself on the "body map".

@martinaustwick nhsdirect.nhs.uk/checksymptoms /cc @helenzaltzman

@martinaustwick Are you alright?

So, @O2 send my phone no in an HTTP header to every site I browse. WTF? Is this normal? Check if your network does too: lew.io/headers.php

@AlistairJohnsto Do you have goggles? You need goggles.

@glenngillen Context in this tweet: twitter.com/tomstuart/stat…

@tadas_t You're right. Okay, I will.

Giving up on this now. github.com/rails/rails/co…

@hlame @rlivsey It's pretty readable if you define a class_including(module) helper to do it.

@rlivsey @hlame Could also “describe(Class.new { include SomeModule }) do ... end”.

@JoshParadroid Yeah, I love it. Especially keen on the “but that's enough about [something], let's talk about [the same thing]” joke.

Argh. Overslept.

Watched Kill List. Bloody hell.

Spontaneously made some marmalade. It is inedible. Next time I resolve to use a) a sugar with a far lower molasses content and b) a recipe.

Just been shown youtu.be/cGTEOrX_I08 by @lazyatom. Brilliant.

@philgyford What a timesaver!

may you be dull - / If that is what a skilled / Vigilant, flexible / Unemphasised, enthralled / Catching of happiness is called.