tomspurgeon
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* RIP, Smith/Spielberg Old Boy ( I already miss making my pals laugh by picking up a hammer and going, "Aw, hell nah!"
9:12 AM Nov 11th
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best thing about NM -- getting over fear of critters. worst -- critters. Scorpion ever falls out of the boot I'm tapping, I'm out of here.
5:26 AM Nov 9th
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As I get older, that days pass so rapidly helps me put some distance between myself and all the stuff from the days I get nothing done.
6:38 PM Nov 8th
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Rainn Wilson's version of Donal Logue's Jimmy The Cab Driver makes me want to go back in time and steal James Naismith's peach baskets.
8:21 PM Oct 14th
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if the forthcoming nobody-asked-for-it Prisoner remake means we maybe get Don Johnson and Heather Locklear as Sapphire & Steel, I'm happy.
9:06 PM Oct 13th
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don't know if I'll see Astro Boy or not, but "Freddie Highmore" sounds like someone specially created to be a friend for Michael Jackson.
9:02 PM Oct 13th
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will seeing Where The Wild Things Are make me feel young enough to understand what the creatures not voiced by James Gandolfini are saying?
8:46 PM Oct 13th
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Yesterday upon the stair / I met a man who wasn’t there. / He wasn’t there again today / I wish my dad would get a job.
7:49 PM Oct 2nd
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You know, I like Tim Tebow and all, but he really didn't invent screaming at your teammates at halftime. Heck, Red Grange probably did that.
6:59 AM Sep 19th
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Had cable for a week now. Have watched one Daily Show, 48 Jim Breuer Pizza Hut commercials and 97 straight hours of 300. TOTALLY WORTH IT.
5:05 PM Sep 17th
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Time's cover story is on how Vegas has suffered in the recession but since Joel Stein wrote it it's like it mostly suffered from bad jokes.
11:49 PM Aug 21st
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legends say that old-timey cartoonists would grow a 6th finger on each hand so that editors would feel sorry for them and leave them alone.
11:36 PM Aug 21st
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when I die my friends will each be given a small amount of my ashes and detailed instructions on whose face they're to toss them into
11:28 PM Aug 21st
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Why do I remember episodes of The Muppet Show hosted by Ricky Gervais, Justin Timberlake, Anne Hathaway, Hugh Jackman and The Rock?
3:30 AM Aug 21st
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every healthcare town hall meeting I've seen looks exactly like the Sunday complaints panel at San Diego's Comic-Con International.
7:52 PM Aug 11th
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it is nice to see a portion of our citizenry taking advantage of their god-given right to bellow incoherently at our elected officials.
7:50 PM Aug 11th
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holy guacamole: I am the same age Ed Asner was on the first season of The Mary Tyler Moore show. I'm going back to bed now, thanks.
9:43 AM Aug 2nd
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It's probably not a good sign that I want to punch my own avatar in the face.
6:16 AM Aug 2nd
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Almost Famous is indeed the best film of the 00's, if only for confirming long-suspected Elton John singalongs on Led Zeppelin tour bus.
6:46 AM Aug 1st
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I would watch a full episode of "More To Love" if it had been named what it should have been named: "Fat Bachelor"
8:48 AM Jul 29th
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- Name Tom Spurgeon
- Location Silver City, NM
- Web http://spurgeonso...
- Bio My name is Tom Spurgeon, and I am a writer.
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