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  1. I made bread from scratch last night. How many do you know that can do that? not many. 1:02 PM Dec 12th from web
  2. I apologize to all Boise State players and fans for saying you would suck it earlier this year. I do think you'll lose to TCU. 1:00 PM Dec 12th from web
  3. Heisman prediction: Winner - Ingram, 2nd place Gerhart, 3rd McCoy, 4th -Tebow, 5th-Suh. Though I wish Suh would win it all. 12:59 PM Dec 12th from web
  4. Roll Tide! 11:43 AM Dec 5th from mobile web
  5. Then I saw the Kids of Widney High. If you haven't seen it, do yourself a favor and look them up. Throw away the trash! 10:15 PM Dec 4th from web
  6. It was touching to see him put all he had into it. It was also the funniest thing I had ever seen in my life. 10:13 PM Dec 4th from web
  7. Just remembered the time I was watching the Christian channel in college and they had a retarded kid singing at church. 10:12 PM Dec 4th from web
  8. fellow first-classer farted. we gave each other the "I hope coach gets a whiff of that" look 3:12 PM Nov 24th from mobile web
  9. they really let u get away with shit in 1st class. I've farted. next up: get a load of these balls, delta 3:10 PM Nov 24th from mobile web
  10. Kyle Orton was the kind of Kyle Orton people said Kyle Orton would be. 12:58 AM Nov 10th from web
  11. Hey Boise State, tweet this - you are not a Top 5 team. not even close. Have fun at the Burlington Coat Factory Bowl. 11:25 PM Oct 14th from web
  12. In Cincy tomorrow Go Bananas thurs thru Sunday. The Nati!!! 9:43 PM Oct 13th from mobile web
  13. my nfl blog: http://bit.ly/bTmU5 8:17 PM Oct 6th from web
  14. Check out: http://tomsegura.wordpress.com/ 1:09 AM Oct 6th from web
  15. I farted for my entire cross country flight today. - Me, Today. 2:25 AM Oct 1st from web
  16. Pussy's Pussy. -Deepak Chopra April '87 3:15 AM Sep 30th from mobile web
  17. why dont u take ur dildo and fuck your own asshole with it. -Dali Lama june '94 4:14 PM Sep 28th from mobile web
  18. fuck fuckin airport security. fuckin fucks . fuck! 11:33 AM Sep 24th from mobile web
  19. I'm in Vancouver tonight Thursday thru Saturday at Yuk Yuk's as part of the Vancouver Comedy Festival. Check out @vancouvercomedy 3:28 PM Sep 17th from web
  20. @shitmydadsays is hands down the funniest stuff i've read in a long time. so good. makes you feel better than anything else you could read. 2:05 PM Sep 15th from web