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  1. If a single drink a day is healthy, then I am usually 5x healthier than that. 1:50 PM Aug 26th, 2009 from web
  2. "Ya" is slang for "you", and "yeah" is slang for "yes." (There is no "yea" or whatever the fuck you're saying). GET IT RIGHT, MORONS. 10:27 AM Aug 25th, 2009 from web
  3. Yes, even at age 27 I can be obsessed with a celebrity. I present to you Kaley Cuoco, the girl of my dreams 7:46 AM Aug 24th, 2009 from web
  4. I thought Tank from My Best Friend's Girl was a fictional character until I moved in with my roommate. 4:51 PM Aug 22nd, 2009 from web
  5. District 9 is a cool movie - if you walk into the theatre an hour late, that is. It's like George Lucas made the first half or something... 5:39 AM Aug 21st, 2009 from web
  6. "The pedestrian has the right of way." - not according to Darwin... 6:38 PM Aug 16th, 2009 from web
  7. "Sex Drive" is the best teen comedy ever made and if you haven't already seen it, do so immediately. Avoid the "unrated version", though. 11:03 AM Aug 14th, 2009 from web
  8. Today eHarmony has proved what I always suspected - no one can match me! 7:36 PM Aug 11th, 2009 from web
  9. Home at 5:06pm. Falling-over-drunk by 5:31pm. 6:13 AM Aug 7th, 2009 from web
  10. I hate all that stuff labelled "EZ-Grip" - listen, I got hands, everything's easy to grip, thanks 8:04 AM Aug 6th, 2009 from web
  11. Fight Club and American Beauty were released 2 weeks apart, and are, in fact, almost the exact same movie when you think about it... 7:29 AM Aug 4th, 2009 from web
  12. I get more excited for going to Ikea than say, oh, anything else on this fucking planet short of having sex with a blonde or eating BBQ ribs 7:38 AM Jul 27th, 2009 from web
  13. Why do they have cleaners other than Comet? They'll never make anything better, ever. It's just not possible. 2:02 PM Jul 25th, 2009 from web
  14. I hate using the scroll wheel to go down a web page, and then it turns down the volume on Winamp by accident! Goddammit that's annoying! 4:08 AM Jul 24th, 2009 from web
  15. Just fucking brilliant http://bit.ly/Kat0m 9:58 AM Jul 22nd, 2009 from web
  16. I refused to believe that Lemony Snicket was a real name, and thanks to Wikipedia, I now know that no parent could be *that* cruel 5:47 AM Jul 21st, 2009 from web
  17. I hate how the term ASAP sounds so serious. Sometimes I mean "as soon as possible, thanks," but ASAP makes it sound like an emergency. Arrgh 1:47 PM Jul 17th, 2009 from web
  18. Believe the hype! Sony MDR-V6s are the greatest fucking things I've ever heard! I would pay $500 for these goddamn things! Yes! 5:46 PM Jul 16th, 2009 from web
  19. Got home last night and BBQd a thick T-bone steak. Yep, that one's dedicated to the starving children on those sad television commercials 5:50 AM Jul 16th, 2009 from web
  20. There's no such thing as a "bad date." The very fact that you're on a date means you're not a loser, and that's a very good thing 10:51 AM Jul 15th, 2009 from web