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  1. OMFG to the new Britney song - thank GOD I don't have a teenage daughter listening to it. Sometimes I'm actually sickened by human beings.about 4 hours ago from web
  2. You can tell those loose hippy environmental bitches that I'm down with them - even my plants are solar powered.5:34 AM Nov 8th from web
  3. There's really no effect drugs can achieve that some good old fashioned sleep deprivation can't11:50 AM Nov 5th from web
  4. No matter how much 'extra' cash you run into, something'll fuck up and cost you all that money and the extra $20 to get back home...9:16 AM Nov 2nd from web
  5. I'm an athlete, in the sense that web surfing is a sport6:40 AM Oct 25th from web
  6. Today I saw the end of the world - a girl on MSN Messenger on her Blackberry during a rock concert.8:25 PM Oct 23rd from web
  7. No matter where you go... there you are.4:11 AM Oct 22nd from web
  8. 500 Days of Summer is the best movie I've seen this year! (and that's with me including Backdoor Nurses #17)7:43 AM Oct 20th from web
  9. Without exception, the cheapest furnace or car is the one you already own.10:30 AM Oct 17th from web
  10. What's with these products? Am I really to believe that my ceramic mugs need Vitamin E and aloe?8:03 AM Oct 14th from web
  11. There is no 'i' in team, but there is a 'u' in cocksucker.5:45 PM Oct 8th from web
  12. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese12:03 PM Oct 1st from web
  13. I can't wait until someone invents peach yogurt that doesn't taste like diesel fuel!6:32 AM Sep 25th from web
  14. Life used to get me down until I discovered the miracle of apathy...6:34 AM Sep 21st from web
  15. When looking for reasons things go wrong, never rule out sheer stupidity10:43 AM Sep 15th from web
  16. Happy 10th Anniversary, Dreamcast! I hate to admit it, but I never really loved you. You had 5 good games, and that's about it.9:00 AM Sep 9th from web
  17. I like my women how I like my Macbook: white, thin, and easy to use5:50 AM Sep 1st from web
  18. Did you ever have the compulsion to fuck Britney Spears? I have. Since 1999.6:07 PM Aug 30th from web
  19. Colleen Fitzpatrick is the shit. I said it. Good for her, thanks for all the miserable moments!4:58 PM Aug 30th from web
  20. The expression "the cheque is in the mail!" obviously wasn't referring to my rebate...5:42 AM Aug 28th from web