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First 2 grafs are a fair summation o/t UGA season, and on tight deadline. http://bit.ly/8L40x0 9:17 PM Nov 21st from web
Back from @StorySlamCLT... thanks to John, Iesha, Steve and all who attended. That was a blast. 9:59 PM Nov 20th from web
Headed off to warm up the pipes for @StorySlamCLT tonight... y'all come. Should be good. 3:10 PM Nov 20th from web
Prescient story from 1998. This will be so much worse once Oprah goes off the air for good. http://bit.ly/NRZ4B 12:23 PM Nov 20th from web
RT @FakeAPStylebook: Use “shall” in formal propositions. Ex: I shall rock you like a hurricane, Your Majesty. 11:32 AM Nov 20th from web
@JeffElder and don't forget: $200 a day, plus expenses. 10:32 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to JeffElder
@JeffElder You need a trailer on the beach. And of course, an Angel. 9:35 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to JeffElder
Quick reminder: I'm doing Story Slam in Charlotte tonight. Should be fun. And there's beer! http://bit.ly/5rBQ4T 9:29 AM Nov 20th from web
@andreapitzer that sounds like a Warren Zevon lyric. 8:46 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to andreapitzer
RIP, UGA VII. Only 23 games, but of course, a damn good dawg. http://bit.ly/1sHHYa 4:48 PM Nov 19th from web
Jeanne-Claude, RIP. We saw her and husband (Christo) in Boston; they held hands like teenagers. http://bit.ly/22jlT8 9:22 AM Nov 19th from web
@FrancoOrdonez did you see the thing I did at talent night a couple years ago? That, plus a couple other pieces... 7:45 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to FrancoOrdonez
From the great Ebert: The world's best-known unknown celebrity. http://bit.ly/2RJAQG 6:16 AM Nov 19th from web
This morning's column, on bonuses in local government. http://bit.ly/7F43m 6:02 AM Nov 19th from web
The hits of the '80s... by the Chicago Bulls. http://bit.ly/8THnx (via @chrislittmann) 7:06 PM Nov 18th from web
Movies that made the most $$$ w/o ever being #1 at the box office. Bar-bet gold. http://bit.ly/20JrwR 12:10 PM Nov 18th from web
RT FakeAPStylebook Ric Flair's "WOO!" should be transcribed with no "H" and with two O's per second of "WOO!" 11:17 AM Nov 18th from web
This is tweet 400. Went back, read the first 399. It really is like a haiku diary. Thanks to followers and the followed. 3:50 PM Nov 17th from web
In the CLT area? I'm doing a reading Friday night w/2 other writers at Story Slam! Come check it out. http://bit.ly/2XddEk 11:47 AM Nov 17th from web
An amazing (tho NSFW) story by George Dawes Green, who's from my hometown. http://bit.ly/1qIqwp (via @MinimumFailure) 7:03 PM Nov 16th from web

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Bio From what was once an inarticulate mass of lifeless tissues, may I now present a cultured, sophisticated, man about town!