tommytitlick
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When i turn on the toilet light, the extractor fan also turns on. Its almost like it can see the future...
1:16 AM Jul 21st
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if i was to tell you that certain random famous people have swine flu...would you believe me?...sorry ron. the power of the internet ey?
1:09 AM Jul 21st
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iv just won microsoft in a competition. any1 want to be my friend?
2:38 PM Jul 13th
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penis
10:06 AM Jul 4th
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gerry's big dicision on channel four. the dog in the kitchen had a giant boner while they were talking about a financial crisis
1:27 PM Jul 2nd
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@ the scene were they find him sun burnt on the roof. the doctor bit in hospital. and when the guy wants to become blood brothers
5:43 AM Jun 30th
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I saw michael jackson live when I was 6. amazing. I was touched...
10:02 PM Jun 25th
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r.I.p michael jackson
4:16 PM Jun 25th
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just a reminder to my follwers, bow before thomas as james may is following me. I SAW YOU IN EDINBURGH. lookin good may ;) keep tht shiz up!
3:12 PM Jun 24th
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James May is following me on twitter? i drive a peugeot 106 that doesnt work in the rain. i want him to drive it.
2:05 AM Jun 23rd
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where's the bloody train??!!
12:48 AM Jun 23rd
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the pornstars i have added on here are real people! its weird, ther like "jst gettin a starbucks" i expected "polishing my dildos for 2moz"
5:46 AM Jun 22nd
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thats right...follow me muhahaha follow me into the cavern of molestation
2:52 PM Jun 20th
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sat on a bus next to a girl that smells like wet dog. god can't I be in a studio or having with sum1 imprtnt like evry1 else on twitter? x
10:58 AM Jun 19th
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iv just found a baguette shop that is opperated by gorgeous ukranian blondes. if only only all aspects of my life were opperated tht way
6:55 AM Jun 19th
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can't bloody sleep! and iv got work in one hour!
5:14 PM Jun 18th
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I have just found a leaf underneath my pillow...what can we take from this lesson?
2:52 PM Jun 18th
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you come in my van? you come in my van you don't know the answers? calvin harris just told me what to watch on tv. I love twitter.
3:44 PM Jun 17th
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i feel bad for the person that has to get all the insides out from hundreds of whole chickens for sainsburys, hats off to them.
12:18 PM Jun 17th
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the last name of the family in Malcolm in the Middle "Wilkerson" revlled by accidnt in the pilot and was a hidden gymic in evry episode
1:09 PM Jun 16th
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- Name Tom Forster
- Location Edinburgh
- Bio Student in Edinburgh, originally from Sheffield. Keen taste for rock/metal/hardcore/dance/house music
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