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Funking out before I lay down to sleep. Damn, sleep patterns in state of Utter Fuckedness when I'm going to bed at 9pm. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
Feeling awful. A trip to Birmingham with no sleep the night before does that. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
@iamdanw find movie file on computer. Right click. Choose 'Open'. Press 'Play'. Watch. ;) How I watch videos. about 4 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to iamdanw
Managed to pull off M25 and remove poop from car. Thanks, Tessa. When you look like this - http://is.gd/53yGK - can't be angry for long. about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
On M25. Dog just shat in car. about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
Lack of sleep means Birmingham looks like the inside of my eyelids. about 9 hours ago from jibjib
In birmingham. Bloody cold. about 13 hours ago from jibjib
@timbray as a Vim dork it pains me to say it but TextWrangler. about 19 hours ago from web in reply to timbray
@thbo It doesn't. I'm using a frameset. I know it's wrong. 1:31 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to thbo
@thbo I'm making a widget that is part of an S5 presentation so that I can see tweets streaming through live. 12:29 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to thbo
writing some code that requires me to use the words "scala" and "test" in a tweet. So writing a tweet that says scala test. 12:21 PM Nov 24th from web
@bloatedlesbian HTML frames. 9:07 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to bloatedlesbian
Listening to @bloatedlesbian on YR977 reading porno copy like Maya Angelou while doing something insane with frames. 8:29 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
I bloody hate AppleScript. 8:19 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
@nicferrier ICANN is a "highly respected institution"? Snort. Bunch of hucksters selling off shitty TLDs for large bundles of cash. 8:04 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
iWork and iLife keyboard shortcuts are a joke. Keynote '09 lists "Drag handle" as a keyboard shortcut in Help. 8:01 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
Oppression can come from all levels of government. So can freedom. 7:59 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
@jackofkent one of the many reasons I'm not a right-winger: irrational, romantic idea that local politics always gives freedom. 7:57 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
@jackofkent pointing out that UKIP are idiots is prejudice, remember? This isn't normal logic, this is Sarah Palin brand logic. 7:54 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
Too much GUI software is based on making absolute object position important, compared to relative position which is actually important. 7:53 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie

Name Tom Morris
Web http://tommorris....
Bio (∃x) London+Sussex. Training to be a philosopher. Prototyped your mum in Ruby before she went Enterprise Java Beans. Lolling@ur fetishes. ␍