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@dorzey "No reasonably faithful movie adaptation of a book will ever be quite as good as the book it adapts." - not true: http://is.gd/4RRcA31 minutes ago from Tweetie in reply to dorzey
@28481k Problem is ages ago I subscribed to some blogs by intelligent people who have had their brains taken over by social media buzzwords.about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to 28481k
Watching 'The Execution of Gary Glitter' from last night. Makes me very glad that we've moved beyond the aggressive stupidity of the D.P.about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
Have a wonderful wedding @cindyli and @themattharris! Great seeing you in SF last week.about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
@28481k by 'magic words', what I really mean are 'magic subjects'. There will be exceptions. I've just got lots of legacy crap in RSS readerabout 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to 28481k
Oh, the other thing which guarantees I unsubscribe is those stupid green 'retweet' buttons in blogs.about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
Today's magic unsubscribe words are 'monetize' and 'Twitter'. If you discuss either, I'm unsubscribing from your blog.about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
@happygiraffe the PST they use in San Fran.about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to happygiraffe
Gah. Slowly weaning myself off PST and back on to GMT.about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
Had a particularly bizarre idea for making Java development easier involving JRuby, IRb, Vim and a whole lot of craziness.about 11 hours ago from Tweetie
Hmm. Everyone keeps telling me Squeak is awesome. But it's too weird, mouse-dependent and 'user-friendly' for me. GNU Smalltalk ftw.about 11 hours ago from Tweetie
Hacked around with some Python. I still prefer Ruby, but damn is Python a nice language.about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
@t They have different senses. Down = simply make a note. Up = polish for publication.about 14 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to t
This may be the most awesome tweet ever: http://is.gd/4RcQ9about 20 hours ago from Tweetie
They want to "keep it natural": so they have pretend mums and tons of Photoshopping.about 20 hours ago from Tweetie
Watching a bizarre programme about baby models.about 20 hours ago from Tweetie
My kids have been such an opportunity to turn ME into such a better, more mature person!about 21 hours ago from Tweetie
Wow. You are living out your dreams through your kids AND you admit it. Parenting fail.about 21 hours ago from Tweetie
@dfflanders yep, I'll dig the link out later.about 23 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to dfflanders
Watching the I2 debate on Catholicism. Hitchens and Fry really cleaned their clocks. The most eloquent fish-in-barrel shooting ever.9:04 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie

Name Tom Morris
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Bio (∃x) London+Sussex. Training to be a philosopher. Prototyped your mum in Ruby before she went Enterprise Java Beans. Lolling@ur fetishes. ␍