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  1. @Genlock Spa in the Maldives? I'll be lucky to make it to Spar in Hammersmith
  2. @deerlands That's a nice Tweet to receive. Should be on duty for SA series if you can persuade Mrs Deerlands it's worth the laptop love
  3. @AndFerg - yup, thought Mad-Dog marauded in true Moody fashion. Back again next week for sure
  4. Heavy-hearted/weepy after that England display at TwickTowers? Or Australian? Blog here http://tinyurl.com/ydfctb3. Sigh
  5. Deserved win for the green and gold. More cutting-edge, more class. Tension eeks away into the freezing afternoon sky
  6. 9-11, 14 minutes to go, tension so thick you you cut it into pieces and build a house from it
  7. Genia running like a dream at scrum-half for the Aussies, but his side are dishing out penalties like England a year ago. Quelle domage
  8. Three minutes in, and Wilko drops a goal as easily as a man dropping a chip. Crowd purrs and prostrates
  9. Matt Banahan practising under the high ball. You'd think a man who stands 6'7" would know all about high balls, but there you go
  10. Just been bear-hugged by Victor Ubogu. Three, maybe four ribs broken. What do you mean, mine or his?
  11. England and Aussie players warming up on Twickenham pitch. Stands around them empty, bars behind rammed like they're handing out free money
  12. Righty - here's what Wilko had to say. If he was any more intense, he'd have to be on a Eurocamp holiday http://tiny.cc/cThii
  13. Just had a chat with Jonny Wilko at England HQ. Me and about a hundred other journos, to be fair. Scrum? You bet
  14. @2flatfeet We'll take on all-comers at shin-kicking, nettle-eating and Ubogu. Call it a Bordersathlon, call it a challenge, call it madness
  15. @Flynny123 you don't have to buy the book, although me and Ben won't be able to afford food if you don't. No pressure
  16. Anyone in Bristol fancy saying hello on Sat? Me and Dirs monkeying about in Borders http://tinyurl.com/mosfzw. See you by the chic-lit aisle
  17. Off to interview British Cycling's secret weapon Steve Peters, the man who makes Freud look like a fraud. All suggested questions welcome
  18. @genlock - glad you enjoyed the book - maybe the World Stone-Skimming Championships wouldn't have suited Dirsy's skill-set anyway...
  19. @2flatfeet If you don't like it, I hereby promise to enter the World Shin-Kicking Championships again http://tinyurl.com/yjnl4gk
  20. @pontycylcops WillHill shortlist woe for Fordyce and Dirs. Typing these words with tears falling onto my phone's keypad