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  1. For sale: one bottle of man-of-match champagne, owner R Ponting. Reason for selling: unwanted gift. Any offers considered.
  2. Jimmy as Chris Tavare, Monty as Trevor Bailey. Did that really just happen?
  3. Someone put an arm round Monty. He's shaking like a trifle in a tornado
  4. The illusion of optimism is proving very hard to deal with
  5. Broad goes. I'm not taking the blame for that.
  6. Terrified to Twitter on England's efforts in case it puts on the instant mockers. Lips sealed, fingers stilled
  7. The first faint feelings of hope. It's almost worse. Certainly crueller
  8. Twitter gives you 140 characters. Most of us could sum up what's going on in Cardiff with a mere four letter word.
  9. Anyone up to anything this afternoon? Fancy a stroll?
  10. I wouldn't bother KP with an autograph request for a while. He's got a look on his chops as clear as big KEEP OUT sign
  11. Overheard an Aussie say his team will be "as hungry as a hound near a tucker-box". Peachy phrasing
  12. Sunshine in Cardiff. Shadows all over the place. If anything's going to save England, it'll be partnerships not precipitation
  13. Breakfast time in Cardiff. It's raining. Not much, but it's still grey...
  14. Come friendly rain, and fall for hours/ This isn't fit for humans now
  15. 17-2. Anyone feel like we've been here before?
  16. 13-1. Told you. Sigh....
  17. Australia declare, England come in. This is when the ball suddenly starts swinging, and the pitch suddenly becomes nightmarish to bat on
  18. Simon Jones in the grandstand, leading the singing. Heartbreaking sight
  19. Sun now shining in Cardiff. Even worse news for England - they've only taken one wicket in the last 24 hours. Ouch
  20. More Lions on the prowl today - Gethin Jenkins, Martyn Williams and injured-before-the-tour Tom Shanklin