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  1. RT @emmakaraoke: The mouseman cometh. I say 'oh, you're the mouseman'. He said forcefully 'no you're the mouse woman. I'm pest control'. ...
  2. does anyone have advice for open source http load testing? i'm looking for something > apache bench and < jmeter.
  3. RT @breadjam: Dear Twitter friends, RT this and we'll DM you a voucher for free UK delivery on anything at http://ilovebreadandjam.com
  4. check out @richawkins's redesign of http://trillionthtonne.org
  5. in a dire talk about the future of the internet by prof at bedfordshire university. he says it's myspace and... sharepoint.
  6. @rsalmonuk sorry i can't make it. but can i make a request? http://is.gd/4YXw3
  7. pudding and s: http://bit.ly/3e1Y6G #d90
  8. antique dolls dancing on the kitchen table: http://bit.ly/3PDzAz #d90
  9. @andrewgodwin to good news re ff! hope you had a great time.
  10. had a haircut. when the pretty girl massaged my head, i let out an involuntary moan of pleasure.
  11. a wet, moonlit table tennis table: http://bit.ly/2MSjtV
  12. eloquent #1010 motion from simon hughes, but low quality, partisan debate and a no vote by our idiot mps. http://is.gd/4uCDM
  13. RT @torchbox: Our new project for Stop Climate Chaos is live and creating a nice buzz. Get on #thewave. http://www.the-wave.org.uk/
  14. @robinhouston lovely! that's my favourite dress.
  15. why is there no mention of #trafigura on the bbc website?
  16. @ade phwoar.
  17. do you know any girls aged 2-8? buy them one of sofia's lovely autumn dresses, just launched: http://bit.ly/breadjam
  18. any recommendations for front bike lights? considering the expensive but well-reviewed joystick maxx 2.
  19. 12 hours of filming today. a+m were amazing. sofia and i play grumpier versions of ourselves. http://yfrog.com/0ll4nj
  20. laughs[-1].owner = sorted([(laugh.length, laugh.owner) for laugh in laughs])[-1][1] #proverbsincode