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  1. On train to Oxford. Even Slough and Reading look pretty in the snow. Felt sorry, though, for people getting on at one and off at the other.
  2. @ceriradford sorry I didn't use the Only Fools... fact but stuck to Santa stuff in the end. Glad you liked it...
  3. @conversion_guru wha gwan tomorrow? sorry didn't reply yesterday, was going to Avatar with Emma.
  4. RT @Scroobiuspipyo: This Christmas im all over the Turducken... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken
  5. @Scroobiuspipyo just checking. Next Easter I'll be eating a fish-duck-rooster combo I intend to call FUCKCOCK, if you're interested
  6. @Scroobiuspipyo you're willing to eat something with the word "turd" right there in the title?
  7. @DREAMWALLS just doin' ma job, ma'am
  8. @giagia it is DEATH and WINTER and ICE all wrapped up in a deceptively soft and fluffy package. Satan's duvet, we call it back home
  9. @DREAMWALLS According to the Met Office there were 10 in London between 1900 and 2007 http://bit.ly/8r4Iwk
  10. @DrStuClark it's all about knowing the target audience. Target audience in this case teenage geekboys and the grown-ups they become
  11. @richpayne88 oh yeah didn't think of the quiz potential. Was a good laugh to do though, and had to dig deep on GCSE maths
  12. @DrStuClark plot may as well have been "look at the big monster things! They fight the robot walker guys! It'll be awesome!" I'd have gone.
  13. @MarcusWa as numberless as all the sands of the shores, boss
  14. @flashboy I did enjoy that, yes.
  15. Oh yeah, saw Avatar last night. Utterly spectacular, amazing to watch. A shade too much tree-people hippie bullshit, but otherwise brilliant
  16. @MarcusWa incidentally I think if you start a Tweet with an @ reply it only appears in the feeds of people who follow you both. Just FYI
  17. Santa's Christmas Eve - in figures! http://bit.ly/5IDgVh Did you know he will consume 71bn calories overnight in mince pies and sherry?
  18. @marcuswa @tightszeby I have to admit I didn't take elves' sherry and mince pie intake into account in my calculations. Back to the lab I go
  19. @MarcusWa ah yes. Maybe I'll just treat this as a thought experiment. I probably don't need the field data.
  20. @MarcusWa interesting. I'd have to look into how much gas reindeer expel.