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Apparently cat heaven is the same as mouse hell... I wasn't planning to be here so soon but having a GREAT time. I'll miss you guys :-(2:26 PM Nov 19thfrom web
If you want to entertain me for hours...........just give me an ice cube FUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN12:25 AM Nov 4thfrom web
.....there is a donut on a cloud. I like to go there in my sleep.....there are many snacks for me to eat....up on my donut on a cloud7:33 PM Oct 30thfrom web
Come here little mousey.....I just want to play and pat you with my teeth. We can be friends for life (YOUR LIFE waaahaaahahahaaaa)6:22 PM Oct 29thfrom web
Hmm What's that sparkly thing on mums finger....I wonder if it is food (sniff sniff). Doesn't appear to be! (argh my eyes-they are burning)6:53 PM Oct 23rdfrom web
Hey don't worry about turning the shower off-I'll jump in after you..Ta.... ARGH ARRGHHH TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF. (will stick with licking)5:48 PM Oct 20thfrom web
I was just trying to help you make OUR bed......Its not my fault your hand got in the way of my "diving tuck-in"! (Its only a wee scratch).4:25 PM Oct 18thfrom web
I must ALWAYS blow on the PIE! Safer catmunities together. (now I just need to get my paws on a pie and I'll know exactly what to do)9:54 PM Oct 16thfrom web
tick tick tick tick tick tick {waiting waiting}.........a watched automatic cat feeder will eventually give me food........tick tick tick8:43 PM Oct 15thfrom web
WHY can't I be in the bathroom too when you are on that white seat thing? OK-I'll just wait at the door then-ahh smell under door (run away)5:07 AM Oct 13thfrom web
On a positive(not food related)note-I saw Pollycat giving me the eye today.She ran her eyes over my body like a furmanator cat comb.MEEEOOW8:05 PM Oct 6thfrom web
The hours between meals are getting longer. EHHH EHHH ARRRRGH-Why won't this fridge door open...I know there is pork in there! OPEN Grrrrrr7:59 PM Oct 6thfrom web
I have PTSD from my many hours spent in Samcatraz.........the universe is out to get me and all i wanted was some pork (sob sob).3:53 PM Oct 5thfrom web
I honestly believed that the pork left on the kitchen bench was for me...........WHY DO I ALWAYS MISUNDERSTAND SITUATIONS INVOLVING FOOD.3:49 PM Oct 5thfrom web
This diet thing is torture. I'm STARVING. Had to steal some french stick bread off the kitchen bench. I would kill for a fancy feast.12:03 AM Oct 4thfrom web
Its been an eventful day.Went to the Dr who squeezed my anal glands(she got some in her eye-whoops).She also told me Im fat (faulty scales)11:01 PM Sep 27thfrom web
..............ahhhhh wet in my ear!!! Dad is dribbling-YUCK (hope he hasn't had a stroke cuz that's some serious L) side facial paralysis)1:31 AM Sep 21stfrom web
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz just naping with my dad-dad is spooning me like its nobody's business (i feel so safe and loved).1:28 AM Sep 21stfrom web
I mean, if you don't want it, I can take it back to the store and exchange it. Maybe something small and crawly? Or maybe a bit tweety?6:59 AM Sep 18thfrom web
Bought home a small furry present. Mum screamed and jumped on her drawers, Dad hid in the corner. Not quite the reaction I was expecting?6:56 AM Sep 18thfrom web
